hit a jack 

to Smoke a ciggarette

Yo, you wanna go hit a jack?

hit a jack by David Russell September 12, 2005

jimmy jack

to waste a salesperson's time with no real intent of buying.

Alvin spent 2 hours looking at every Miata on the lot, but finally left empty-handed, which was no surprise to the armenian salesman, he knew when Alvin walked in that he was in for a jimmy jack.

jimmy jack by sandspit October 18, 2007

Pussy Faced Jack 

A man named jack, who has a pussy face. white trash long greasy blonde hair. Shower Bi-weekly; offen smelly like a rotten pussy. Plus his face is so terribly un kept hairy mess that it looks like an amish pussy. Go Fuck Your Self Jack.

Who was that? Oh its just pussy faced jack, he wants to come over. Tell him to go fuck himself.

Pussy Faced Jack by thisy guy June 7, 2010

surrey jack 

A south asian gangster usually with these characteristics:
- wears brand only clothing (Jordan, Puma, Lacoste, Nike etc
- has high hopes of becoming a successful gangster/dealer
- has so many enemies (usually of the same ethnicity) that he is afraid to walk in groups of less than four
- at many times, uses punjabi words like paaji, panchod, phudu
- PROUD OF THEIR COUNTRY india
- they always jump ppl they hate or if they are drunk......random people
- the only kind of music the listen to is punjabi music and rap
- smoke weed, fuck bitches, and drink liqour on a regular basis
- tend to hindu pack their cars

Some guy: hey u hear that punjabi music?
Other guy: yeah i think a hindu packed car full of Surrey jacks are comin our way! RUN

surrey jack by NOTASurrey jack April 13, 2007

Half-jack 

You get so uninterested in masturbating, that you stop before you cum.

Peter: Dude! I was so baked last night, I was whacking off and got bored and stopped.

Paul: Just a half-jack then?

Half-jack by Goldfish408 March 4, 2010

crusty jack rag

a rag used to catch your load that hasn't been washed in a while.

my little daughter came in to the room holding my crusty jack rag.

crusty jack rag by texliam May 14, 2007

date-jack

We ALL know we should NEVER grocery shop on an empty stomach. The same applies to a first date. We need to "take care of business" and jack off before that first date so SEX isn't the only thing on our mind!

I have a HOT first date and better date-jack before i go out of the house!

date-jack by DOOLgayguy June 3, 2009