What am I doing with my life.

When you question life.

What am I doing with my life. I'm really bored.

by Johnny Bob James Jimmy February 22, 2018

Do you like butter in your muffin?

1. Do you like hot semen inside your vagina?

2. Do you like butter in your muffin?

No, thank-you. Just jam for me

by TaeKwonJon February 28, 2011

Do u kno de wae

a cringey quote that is used by 12 year olds who claim to be in the Ugandan knuckles tribe. these 12 year olds are often named rocy

do u kno de wae

by coollikesnoopy March 08, 2018

How Do You Like Your Eggs?

A game involving ten guys. Five a side, you stand about three metres from each other, and using some kind of object (A shoe or ball works well) you throw it at the opposition team, aiming at the testicles. If the object strikes you anywhere and you flinch, you lose a piece of clothing. If the object hits your balls and you DON'T flinch, you get to put a piece of clothing back on. Once you're naked, you're out; last man with clothes on wins for his team.

We were bored last night, so we played How Do You Like Your Eggs?

by ThePopcornGangster November 01, 2006

What am i doing with my life

When you cum into your hands, (after jacking off to some weird shit) and look at your hands saying "what am i doing with my life."

After jacking off to sissy femboy hypno porn, Sean said "what am i doing with my life."

by Deffry January 18, 2021

You Know I Had To Do It To Em

When you do it to em and you know you had to.

Mike Hunt: Yo bro why'd you have to vibe check Dixie Normus and Yuri Tarded?
Moe Leicester: You know I had to do it to em.

by Horny Nigga Laundry Basket 34 November 13, 2019

Whatever, I do what I want!

used by mostly obeserexic pre-teen ho-bags who have shitloads of unprotected sex with ppl 3 times their age.

Seen mostly on Maury and Jenny Jones....made even more popular by Cartman on South Park in the episode where Butters has balls strapped to his chin.

by Anonymous July 02, 2003