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When you take a big shit. A word used instead of saying "I'm going to blast a deuce."
Kris: "Yo I just did some hard time!"
Adam: "Open the window... damn"
Hard Time by Adam45 February 14, 2006

Salad Shooter Time Machine 

Transport any food item into the past, being especially careful to not transport any poison substance, or you will die instantly or not EVEN exist at all.
"Were you hungry two weeks ago? Well, not anymore! With this new, innovative product from Happy Gay Gay Time Inc., ypu'll never be hungry again... in the past."

time me to the fan 

not sure...i am trying to figure it out..please let me know if you do (its in Beenie Man's song-Dude)
"I want a dude with wickedest slam,
I need a one, two, three holla man,
I want a dude who will time me to the fan..."
time me to the fan by JJ February 17, 2004
Time for sexy

Jared's favourite phrase
Tony: Hey
Jared: Sexy-Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smay:Omg
Sexy-Time by Tony.1 January 18, 2008

hang time 

When a razor blade slides off over a flap of skin and lands on the other end and gives you a bad ass cut
I got a bad cut from the hang time i did when i was shaving
hang time by armarin November 23, 2010

love me long time

Smoking a mixture of meth and Viagra before beating your dick vigorously for hours watching anime porn
Hey Adam im going home to my anime doll , she will help love me long time