icy john

When you pee in a condom then freeze it.The female then uses it as a dildo and fucks the self with it.

Pee in condom. Freeze the pee condom. Insert Icy John into vagina .

by Local Asshole April 9, 2017

Fresh Sean John

The act of getting raped or destroyed; or vise versa: Getting the Sean John usually means that something bad has happened

1)Damn homie. I just got the fresh Sean john... (turns off xbox)

2) I just got out freshed

by SLaYz June 7, 2009

Wisconsin Long John

When a girl vomits on your dick then passes out.

Bruce got a Wisconsin Long John at the camp ground this weekend.

by maui059 July 18, 2011

Mr. John Fetus.

A man with an odd odor. that smells like a fetus.

She thinks she so cool with her Mr. John Fetus.

by ImABanana!56 December 30, 2008

No John's

A term used by pussies who deny humility or loss with sad and pathetic excuses. Typically associated with the smash bros melee community.

Before we started the match I told my opponent no john's. So that when I win he won't deny defeat.

by Filthy Internet dweller August 9, 2018

who shot john

Usually used when in the persence of a male who is a pimp and one has one of his whores.

Man 1: OOh here comes John!
John(pimp): Yo!
Man 1: Who shot John?
John: All my bitches, fool!

by Miggy12 November 24, 2004

Regular John

One who cuts off Skype conversations on a regular basis using the excuse that the Skype connection was "lost". A highly annoying, unfortunate, and cruel practice.

Johnda: Hey when is your soccer game?
Johnda: Hey Scott... Are you there?
Johnda: Scott... =
Johnda: Scott is just another "Regular John". I thought he was different. Bummer.
Scott: Connection Lost

by Steven Sharpton August 21, 2009