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Jobn’t 

Another way of saying,“you’re fired
Boss: Hey I’m sorry but you’re jobn’t
Me: I’m what?
Boss: Jobn’t
Me: What?
Boss: You’re fired dumbass
Jobn’t by Xx_Pu$$ySlayerr_xX September 11, 2018
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job Jobby jobber Jobe JoBro jobo job corps jobbie jobless Jobsworth

They Took Our Jobs! 

Phrase of outcry created by South Park in response to the influx of immigrants stealing American jobs.
"I lost my job as a delivery man because those goobacks came in and did the same work for less, THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!"
They Took Our Jobs! by Bob April 29, 2004
The most kind beatufial girl you will ever meet :o and guess what, SHES MINE >:O!
"Jobie is really sweet"
Jobie by AdamSmith October 16, 2008

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs 

The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.
Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.

Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs
Word of the Day on July 19, 2010

joble ve 

an incorrect Spanish letter used by the Kirkles
Joble ve! Shave the day! Shoccer! Wah!
joble ve by Jashon K. October 1, 2003

foot jobber 

The performer of a footjob rubbing session. The girl whorubs, strokes, pumps, & jerks you off with the bare soles] of her silky-smooth, soft, sexed-up, bare, feet until she makes you come, all over her luscious pedi.
Tanya gave me an awesome, 'feels-so-good' {footjob] ]with her bare feet last night. She turned out to be one heck of a foot jobber!!
foot jobber by ken208 October 22, 2015