Trump killed abortion

Hym "HE KILLED IT! TRUMP KILLED ABORTION! HE RAPED IT! AND THEN HE MURDERED IT! AND THEN HE BURIED IT IN HIS BACKYARD! BUT WAIT! A COP IS INVESTIGATING! GONNA HAVE TO KILL HIM TOO! BAM! SHOVEL TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! GONNA HAVE TO HIDE THE CORPSE! BUT THE COPS ARE ON TO US! WE'LL HAVE TO DIG UP THE ABORTIONS, GRAB THE ABORTIONS AND THE COP, AND TOSS THEM INTO THE BACK OF THE TRUCK! DRIVE OUT TO THE FOREST AND BURY THE BOTH IN A SHALLOW GRAVE! WE'RE DIGGING THE GRAVE BUT, OH NO! RANDOM HUNTER IN THE WOODS! BANG BANG! CLAP THE HUNTER BEFORE HE REALIZES WHAT'S HAPPENING! WE'LL JUST HAVE TO DIG THE HOLE A LITTLE BIT DEEPER..."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2024

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Trump Dump

When you are soo full of shit that an enormous amount of bullshit is leaking outta your shit tunnel.

I took a huge Trump Dump on my buddy Billy. I bent over and just unloaded a giant steaming pile of bullshit down his throat to the point where he accepted it and gobbled it down.

by Elohdaeh November 11, 2020

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Pulling a Trump

Getting mad at someone for something and then almost immediately after admit to doing the same thing you got mad at.

Guy 1: I hate when people eat my food without asking!!!(20 minutes later) I ate the fries on your plate I hope you don't mind.

Guy 2: you're really pulling a Trump

by WhatEvenHappensNow December 13, 2019

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