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Poop

Bristol Donut, otherwise known as vegan donut.
I had a huge poop the other day; I've been getting a lot of bristol donut recently.
by M2 Cubing October 27, 2022
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Poop and Shoot

When you poop in your hand, and whip it across an open field, and shoot it with a 12 gauge shotgun.
by shitbirdie November 4, 2011
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Unicorn Poop

The images that Kylan searches for on his computer.
Kylan, stop searching for unicorn poop in google images!
by Lu Lu October 20, 2022
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Poop Cummery

A very versatile word that can be used in place of tomfoolery or can be uses to describe a situation that's poopy and cummy.
John and James kept killing me, so I got off the game because I'm sick of the poop cummery.
by Vptheogsince93 March 9, 2025
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Poop

The Peek-A-Boo Poop:

You will crap. This poop will land in the water, and would appear to go down the hole. It will then constantly return to the surface to annoy you. Flush quickly when its at the top, or the poop will just slip back once you flush.

The Ghost Poop:

You will feel the crap crawling out, but you see nothing in the toilet. Sometimes a varient of the Peek-A-Boo poop.

The Gassy Max:

You will think its just a fart, but suddenly, a wet, smelly poop will appear. Generally comes a bit before Diarrhea.

The Professianal Poop (AKA the American Poop)

The moment your ass hits the toilet seat, this poop will flare out of ass. It is painful. It is not Diarrhea. It simply hurts, and not much comes out. Brace until its gone.

The Friendly poop:

Comes out of your ass easily. Feels good, and is pretty clean. This is the dream poop.

The Titanic poop:

A massive poop. Sometimes called a Lincoln Log. Push it out and gasp at its size.

The Giant poop:

A huge poop. Bigger then life. Hope for the best. If you are unlucky, this will rupture your bowels and kill you. If you are lucky, this will create a huge poop. Don't flush, bring all of your buddies over to gape and gasp at its size. Take pictures. You might have made a world record.
by Zzzara July 4, 2021
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poop donkeys

a pet donkey made of poop
poop donkeys make great pets, you can play with them, they're great for skin and hair
by natchbait June 6, 2011
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bee poop

Man: Hey kid want some bee poop?
by BeePoopLover69 August 1, 2017
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