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matt king

a stinky specky obese lump of a boy who has no provisional no nat 5s and just loves big hairy veniny testicals down his throat by a discord mod hes looked the same since s1 tiktok fluffy hair
by jack devine420 February 20, 2025
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King Louis

In the movie "History of the World part I", 'Death to King Louis!' is followed by a loogie, so....
meaning a hand job with spit in the hand
"I didn't feel like giving him a blow job, so I gave him a King Louis!"
by DirtyDot November 5, 2017
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cake of kings

Direct way for a crush, the jail, the covid-19 and death.
Me: have they cake of kings?
He: yes, but, if you got for me they take you to the jail.
by Cake of cakes January 4, 2021
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King Sufi

1 Sufiyan Ahmed "SA" is one of the smartest people you ever meet,one of the greatest guys you will ever meet."Gentleman", and is very good at treating women with respect.Genuinely, nice to everyone he meets, and is very forgiving.
2 He's "contemptuous", but a funny sarcastic way.
3 Commonly tall 5.10, and athletic. Enjoys running. A "SA" is a funny guy that you could joke with anytime. Always there to be a shoulder to "cry on" whenever you meet him. If you meet a SA in your life, keep him there for as long as you live.
4 A wonderful loving man who makes "you smile". A best friend and lover in one. A man of honor, strength and dignity. A soul mate and trusted friend. Once he claims your heart,( you will never stop loving him.)
5 He works hard strives for best grades, usually tops,keeps everything perfect.The Best Quality about a Sufiyan is "That they Will Never Cheat On You", They Are "One Of The Sweetest Guys Around" And Are "Extremely Loyal". They Are Strong And Cute People, Althought They Tend to get angry easily, they do Not be angry for long. "They Are Extremely Chivalrous People". Respect The people around them and their opinions .They Are Good Sports Persons and Also have a lot of satisfying power. He always makes you smile and you know you can count on him.
6 Usually characterized by these guy, Guys like a Sufiyan Ahmed are pretty hard to find, so once you find him, hold him close to your Heart ,and (when he approach someone accept it)
by King Sufi November 24, 2021
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King caking

It is the process of removing a baby shaped dildo from ones anus.
Rob is in recovery from king caking. He can’t join us for horseback riding today.
by J Sitton April 21, 2024
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King Harkinian

King Harkinian is the King of Hyrule, and also a singer/songwriter best known for his 2008 hit: the novelty song, "Scrub, Scrub, Scrub" (feat. Link, Zelda, Ganon, and others).
The chorus to "Scrub Scrub Scrub" by King Harkinian is as follows:

I'm going to Gamelon, after you've scrubbed all the floors...

Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Hyrule
Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Gamelon
Scrub, scrub, scrub my ship in the morning

Scrub, scrub, scrub my Wii!

Scrub, Scrub, Scrub all the floors in my lair

Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in my house

Scrub, scrub, scrub my warriors in the morning

Scrub, scrub, scrub, my boy!
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 4, 2023
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Burber king

When you mess up the word burger king so bad because your “tired”
-Iam at burber king
by Hsbshh November 1, 2023
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