I am Jack's 

These are the original "I am Jack's" from Fight Club

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct.
I am Jack's Cold Sweat.
I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise
I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge.
I Am Jack's Broken Heart

I am Jack's by Elliot C. April 13, 2006

hill jack 

1)inbred, backwoods, mullet wearin, coors light drinkin, govt cheese eatin, chat room trolling, c.o.p.s. watchin, 4x4_dually_quad cab_with the calvin sticker drivin, old_couch_on_the_porch sittin, bowlin alley hangin, cow shit flingin, grade repeatin, gots me a double wide, waste of human space/space of human waste.

2)people that argue over which tastes better, budweiser or coors? or which truck is the best, ford, chevy or dodge?

see also:
redneck
hill billy
yahoo
nascar
white trash
trailer trash
trans am
camaro
monte carlo
welfare
mullet
summer teeth
hick
jerry springer
yonder, y'all, fixin
sister

honest officer, i was just helpin the sheep over the fence.

yup, cletus is still a virgin, his sister's on the track team ya know.

ma, where's my wranglers? i got a date.

hill jack by studebacherhoch January 15, 2004

pulled a jack warner

To pull a Jack Warner is to pull out of something at the last minute.

You: So what time are we meeting him?
Me: Ahh we're not anymore he pulled a Jack Warner 10 minutes ago.

pulled a jack warner by Spaghetti1245 July 17, 2009

thumb jack 

(verb. coined by Antenna)
When doing it doggie style, sticking your thumb in a girl's ass to lift it higher.

She kept thrusting her clitty into the pillow, so I gave her a thumb jack for apple bottom viewing.

thumb jack by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

lumber jack off 

a variation of the game ookie cookie. A group of lumber jacks or campers form a circle around a tree and the last person to jizz on the tree loses. The loser must rub the seamen on his axe for grip and then cut down the tree in order to produce fire wood for the campsite.

We ran out of fire wood on our camping trip and we decided to have a lumber jack off to designate a bitch to get more wood.

lumber jack off by BonerJammin' April 7, 2009

national jack-off day 

A day that everyman in the world has to jack off. The date of national jack-off day is May 5. The best time to jack-off would be 5:55 on 5/5.

Yo im so pumped cause tomorrow is national jack-off day and i can wait to bust a nut everywhere

national jack-off day by floppy sausage April 23, 2008

Captain Jack 

A term used to describe the effects of drugs on a user.
A mythical figure who takes drugs users on a trip.

i.e. Captain Jack has led me into choppy seas, or The Captain has taken Kevin to sea and he won't be back for sometime.

Captain Jack by Rob Howe July 18, 2003