First you stick an ice cream cone (or 2) up your partner or sex buddy's anus. Then you take a shit right in the cone. After that you will then stuff the whole cone including the poop into your mouth all the way until your face is their butt hole. After that whoever ate the poop will eject it out of there mouth all over themselves. The other person will then wipe it down with their tongues thus the name is ice cream wipe down. This is recommended for the older sex lovers. Preferably 55 and up. The poop has been scientificaly proven to heal wrinkles, and this does not require teeth.
6 year old: Grandpa why do you smell like shit
Grandpa: me and your grandma just had an ice cream wipe down.
6 year old: But how does ice cream make you smell like shit.
Grandpa: because an ice cream wipe down is when your grandpa eats a cone of shit out of your grandma's asshole and then throws it up all over the place and gets eaten by grammy.
6 year old: Ill have to share that with all my friends at school.
Grandpa: me and your grandma just had an ice cream wipe down.
6 year old: But how does ice cream make you smell like shit.
Grandpa: because an ice cream wipe down is when your grandpa eats a cone of shit out of your grandma's asshole and then throws it up all over the place and gets eaten by grammy.
6 year old: Ill have to share that with all my friends at school.
by oldmansex Aka Bigdaddy July 05, 2009
sarcastic phrase used to describe someone who tries to be tough and cool by putting on fights and having a badass attitude; sarcastic way of saying someone is superficial, or contrived. (usually pertains to high school kids)
Wow. that kid is so cool by wearing his hat backwards and starting fights. He seems like someone who never backs down!
by william edward spokmire III October 20, 2008
Noun: Down Syndrome received by having sexual intercourse with a retard who appears to be suffering from Down Syndrome whether or not he actually does suffer from Down Syndrome.
Usually it's just a faggot who thinks he's hot shit.
Usually it's just a faggot who thinks he's hot shit.
"Lindsay" Lohan caught Sexually Transmitted Down Syndrome (STDS) from having sex with that one douche Matthew.
by Landon Smithismith June 11, 2008
When you're convienently in Rhode Island eating a hot dog, and someone with blue pants comes and smacks you in the face.
by garden life January 14, 2007
Laying down a straw man is a project management technique where you throw out an idea for review/criticism knowing the idea is probably flawed. Kind of like the 3 little pigs straw house. Something made of straw is not likely to last.
by jdoggit January 15, 2010
Paige: You see that girl over there, well she's a lesbian.
Sam: Oh so you're saying, she's DCND: Down for the Clit, Not the Dick... Cool, good to know.
Sam: Oh so you're saying, she's DCND: Down for the Clit, Not the Dick... Cool, good to know.
by pagina526 February 25, 2011
A Pencil in the hallway is when a man with a small to average sized penis engages in intercourse with a woman with a loose vagina.
"After she had her fifth kid, intercourse to her husband was like throwing a pencil down a hallway."
by Hentur March 08, 2014