dick shitter 

One who tucks his penis into his own butthole, and then farts it out...occassionally accompanied with muddy runs.

That Steve is such a dick-shitter; he has to shower like four or five times a day just to NOT reak of his own anus.

dick shitter by Shant A. [Accept no imitations] February 26, 2005

Dick Shit

when you see something so amazing or eat something so delicious that you almost defacate out of your penis

Nick Swardson: I almost took a shit, out of my dick! (dick shit)

Dick Shit by seriously hoo farted September 4, 2010

dick busch 

Someonewho acts like a real dick after he's consumed a few brews (such as Busch beer).

PETER: Hey Bobby, let's bring Michael to the bar with us tonight!

BOBBY: No way, man, he's a total dick busch brutha.

PETER: Yeah, it'll be hilarious! I mean, if he gets in trouble, we don't have to PHYSICALLY intervene, we'll just slip into the background and call 911.

BOBBY: QL!

dick busch by Gregg Brady July 25, 2006

dick face gremlin

one who is acting stupidly for the moment

hey cut it out you dick face gremlin!

dick face gremlin by sgtirish October 16, 2006

dick canopy 

1. A slang term referring to an enlarged foreskin that can be used to protect things from the sun.

2. An alternate name for a banana hammock (literally a canopy for the dick), or any covering for the penis.

3. A derogatory term for someone who sucks so much dick that they act like a canopy, when this person finally comes back up for air the penis has a tan line.

1. Jill: "Did you see the dick canopy on that guy?"
Jane: "Yeah it could fix the hole in the ozone layer."

2. "Eww, that guys dick canopy makes his junk look like a fruit bowl."

3. TOB: "Man that chicks a fucking dick canopy."
Mat: "Yeah, shes a real jizz lizard."

dick canopy by Thomas O'Brien (TOB) April 10, 2008

dick stop 

when a girl has a monster nose. Then tries to give you oral pleasure. Once Her mouth goes down the shaft, her nose will hit your stomach and STOP your shaft from exceeding deeper into the throat.

when see that a girl has a big nose, then she goes down on you. If her nose touches your belly then she has a dick stop. Most girls with a huge nose you can more then likely say they have a dick stop.

dick stop by Keefler Elf March 16, 2009

Dick Flopper 

The receiver in gay male sex - the one who's dick is 'flopping' while the other man thrusts.

That dick flopper has been taking it up the ass since he was 19.

Dick Flopper by Jamietta April 15, 2009