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urban dictionary

a cesspool created by the filthiest of swine and frequented by flies, cockroaches, rats and other filth and was created to promote these filthy creatures own definitions.
person a: do you know of a good online dictionary? is urban dictionary any good?

person b: LOL!!! you're joking right...? that so called "dictionary" is nothing but a collection of dung from filthy scum contributors. the low life swine who created the site won't even let you publish respectable real definitions. they only accept filth that those so called contributors' tiny brains could come up with. they want to promote these filthy definitions over real ones. it's really weird. but maybe it isn't; low life scum will only accept filth.

person a: thanks for telling me in advance.
by disgusted contributor June 15, 2013
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trauma off urban dictionary

person 1
yo did you see the erect penis page on urban dictionary?

person 2
i have trauma off urban dictionary because of that
by liontech November 17, 2023
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Urban Dictionary

Urban dictionary is the place you go to when you either have nothing to do, are in incognito, or are using the bathroom
Person 1: Hey Arnold, do you use urban dictionary? Cause I do!

Person 2: You bet I do James! Man that place is chaotic, but fun

Person 1: Agreed
by Arnold and James December 10, 2021
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Urban Dictionary Editors

cunts who publish your definitions half of the time but most times it fails
Guy 1: Urban Dictionary Editors trashed my definition! They are dumbasses!
Guy 2: aww! My definition got published though,
Guy 1: HOW COULD YOUR DEFINITION GET PUBLISHED WHEN MINE DIDNT?
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 1: *Grabs knife and screams*
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Urban dictionary

Place where pussyholes come to look at definitions of sex or sexual positions because they are too virgin to know for themselves.
by Taes Gurl November 23, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

example 1
Person 1: I don't know how I'd live without Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: You wouldn't. Urban dictionary is life.

example 2
Parent: Kids, put on your black clothes, we're going to a funeral. Your uncle Ben is dead.
3-year-old kid: What does it mean to be dead?
Parent: It means a person can no longer use Urban Dictionary.
by shxps September 12, 2021
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