guy 13

He is never used. Ever.

(guys 1-12 ig): *talking or whatever*
Guy 13: literally doesn't exist

by Certain soneone January 21, 2025

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straightforward guy

A lust-crazed stud who's being totally "open 'n' honest" regarding his tongue-lolling interest in a hot chick, in dat he's stark-naked and his "downstairs tongue" is majorly "lolling" as well --- i.e., da "object of his desire" is both stiffly-extended parallel with da ground and sticking out directly ahead of his abdomen, in eager readiness to be inserted into said luscious looker's equally-juicy love-tunnel.

Telling yer teenage-sweetie's "paw" dat you're a 100% straightforward guy may not actually instill much confidence in said watchful/protective parent's mind, in dat (A) he himself was a teenage lad once, and so he knows only too well how hot they can get between their legs, and (B) he'll be able to easily see da massive crotch-bulge dat you're "obviously" sporting, and so he may think twice about whether he's okay with your palling around with his "little pumpkin" unsupervised! :P

by QuacksO January 21, 2025

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hi blog welcome to my guys

A vlog when a Filipino man just vlogs around private jets or an airport maybe

Hi blog welcome to my guys s-shut down *Microsoft shutdown sound*

by ofofjejdjtjkctlelz January 29, 2025

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Ouchie Guy

A guy that would say ouchie if you push him.

Omg, I just found out Will is an Ouchie Guy and I had to dump him.

by eliesim February 6, 2025

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Bri-Guy

A guy who is obsessed with collecting yetis and doesn’t stop talking about how fire his salsa is. If you see him on the street you’ve probably heard him quoting “The Campaign” and crying over a missed parlay.

Oh you’re maxing out your bets this week? That’s so Bri-Guy of you.

by Shooter McGavin February 6, 2025

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