Sharp Fart

When you poop or fart which such force that the emissions feel as if they cut your butt hole

I was talking with Megan, Alyssa and Danah about farting when all of sudden I hear the sound of sharp fart coming from sweet little Megan.

Sharp Fart by Sharpone March 31, 2019

Ass fart

The gamertag of a borderline mentally retarded person who loves the streamer veritas and men who dress as women (traps).

Ass Fart parties with better players so he can use them as bait and still dies 99% of the time to Noobs.

Ass fart by OG_Nuglet420 November 8, 2019

Tongue punching the fart box 

Slur used against someone who uses their tongue to clean out the anal cavity of those in charge, just so they can gain power and responsibility. Can be secretly represented by going "blah! blah! blah!" while forcefully flicking out the tongue while the given person is near. Someone who really loves to kiss ass and suck ass as well.

Dude, that guy used to be so cool, but ever since he started toungue punching sergeants fart box he's a total fucking dickhead. He's fallen in love with tongue punching the fart box man..

Tongue punching the fart box by Pissed Off White Nuk June 24, 2014

Wine fart

It is an emission of gas from someone's ass, particularly observed in Latinos or other chili eaters, that when reaches your respiratory system and penetrates your blood stream makes you feel very funny, then drowsy, then affects your equilibrium, then disables your capability to understand events surrounding you, then makes you vomit (terribly), expelling even that breakfast from 3 weeks ago, and finally gives you a hangover that last for 2 days.

Fart:"Dude, I wine farted Maria". Naushag: "Oh Dude, that's why she didn't show up the last 3 days!"

Wine fart by Pakiko January 26, 2010

old fart 

old yet full of gasoline full of laughing gas

well aged and able to expel laughing ggaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

old fart by oldfartjojo January 21, 2004

Smart fart 

Smart fart: A person who knows they are about to let rip a very noisy fart will cough loudly so as to disguise the sound of the fart, quite often in rhythmical time to the blasts and, if very clever, will be in key too.

"We had no idea my uncle had farted as all we heard was his coughing, unfortunately his wry smile and the smell gave it away...so he admitted to his smart fart"

Smart fart by robsielea October 29, 2008

Facebook fart 

When you comment or post on facebook, but misspell or make a grammatical error, delete it, and not post again to avoid annoying your friends.

Friends post: Going to a lil wayne concert!

Comment 1: He suuucks

Facebook fart: He isn't sick, he's I'll

The facebook fart is then quickly deleted and a corrected version is not posted.

Facebook fart by weezy blows me July 17, 2011