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Bon Jovi’d 

It’s when you eat out a person’s butthole but you have no clue what their last shower or bathroom situation was, so you are pretty much just living on a prayer.
You: Met this chick while I was leaving the bar last night and she took me back to her place...

Me: word?

You: Yeah, we were both pretty horny so I straight Bon Jovi’d her as soon as she closed the door. Let me tell you, God was good that night.

Me: You play a dangerous game, my friend.
Bon Jovi’d by Twitch11614 May 26, 2019
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Lindsey Lee’d 

When you inadvertently go into a bar for a few drinks and end up getting piss drunk due to the gracious bartender.
I decided to stop at Pounders Pub for an after work drink and I ended up getting Lindsey Lee’d.
Lindsey Lee’d by Bigdique August 30, 2022
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whomst'd've's'nd 

An example used to confuse a Grammer Nazi
Person: The trap is set, but who's tricking who?
Grammer-Nazi: It's actually whom. It's who's tricking whom.
Person: Whomst'd've's'nd do you think you are?
Grammer-Nazi: ...
whomst'd've's'nd by Komedian January 29, 2017

Big D & the kids table 

A Ska group from Boston, MA. They have now a new album called How it Goes. They always make videoclips with less than 10 bucks. They are AWSOME!!
A: Where you went last nignt?
B: I went to the best show of my life
A: What group?
B: You're dumb or what? Big D & the Kids Table, Off course!

you dun goof'd 

used when you say/do something stupid or in 'fail' moments.
The internet cyber bullies/threatens your daughter.
Father: YOU DUN GOOF'D!
you dun goof'd by ANONSUNITE. July 15, 2010

George W.M.D. Bush 

one of the most prominently featured names on the historical wall of presidential shame.
George W.M.D. Bush cried wolf, wolf, wolf, and everybody listened, but I don't think anyone will listen next time.
My coworker didn't know how to do the job assigned to him, but instead told me he didn't have time to do it, and asked me if I could do it for him...He used me like an application ...He "app'd" me.
App'd by Waterlec June 15, 2018