bang balls

1. when something happens that leaves u with absolutely nutin to do but for your two nuts to (imaginatively) knock against each other

2. bangin' balls - the act of above

3. bang balls also means a fuck-up. for example when something happens not in your favour, or something embarassing happens to u, u can say "bang balls man!"

usage 1 - "yo bitch left me bangin balls, she ditched me midway and hit d clubs downtown! puta!"

usage 2 - "shit, the whole bar was watchin me drink d flaming, and i had to fry my fuckin eyebrows man!"
"Shiiit man, really?! haha! dats a major bang balls, bitch!"

by DeepKL December 14, 2008

jingle balls

An insult meaning 'you suck cock'. Nice festive twist on the old 'you suck monkey balls'

You sucks jingle balls!

by Julyyy December 10, 2006

geekin balls

refers to someone under an extreme influence of THC. The Psychoactive effects than cause the person to sometimes laugh uncontrollably, feel a very distorted reality, and sometimes pass out.

"last night at the Dead show I was totally geekin balls!"

by skode June 25, 2006

Broom Ball

The greatest way to piss of an RA, next to shitting on the floor. Usually played in the halls of a dorm. Its similar to hockey. There are two goals (tipped over long trash cans, worth one point) and one bonus goal (a square recycling bin standing up, worth two points). There are five people per team, one goalie (janitor) and four others (sweepers). Teams are defined by the color speedo they wear. The object of the game is to get a small beach ball (the urinal cake) into one of the goals, using traditional brooms. Penalties result in the loss of a key and if you lose two keys you are out of the game. The only team currently recognized by ABBAMA (American Broom Ball Association of Michigan of America)is at the University of Michigan's Summer Dive Camp.

Derek: "Man how can we piss Trisha off tonight?"
Ed: "I know, Broom Ball"
Derek: "Totally, let's go steal a ton of brooms and shit."

by thatdude21 January 12, 2009

loose balls

a person who does things stupidly or in an uncool fashion, or idiodically

"That guy just stays home and blazes all day, doesnt do shit, hes a loose balls."

"He washed his dick with dish soap--what a loose balls."

by Fini August 8, 2004

Donkey Balls

Alternate name for the game widely known as "ladder golf."

"Hey Corey, lets go play some Donkey Balls!"

by hamiami September 28, 2009

Basket Ball

When groups of 4 guys get together and rape old men for points.

I don't want to get older and watch young kids playing basket ball

by StashDaFlash October 30, 2010