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Ass-knots

The scenario in which one's crack hair becomes one great big sweaty knot, usually provoked by a long day of walking in the heat. The knot will increase in size by every step taken and will be further glued in position by the person's perspiration.
Attempts of ripping or untangling the knot will lead to a long lasting stinging sensation, resulting in a bruised and puckered ass crack.
Prolonged negligence of ass-knots can lead to a seriously painful crack and recent evidence have shown that soldiers worlwide prefer to wax or shave their ass crack and genitals as counter measure to prevent further
ass-knots while on patrol.
"Dude, I've got a serious case of the ass-knots."

One soldier to another:
"I just tried to rip away my ass-knots and now my crack is bleeding."

Tourist guide to sightseeing group:
"All right everyone we're gonna go sightseeing in Rome, so prepare for ass-knots!"

"Man, I can't even take a dump with all these accumulated ass-knots in the way..."
by Mr.Weegels December 31, 2007
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ass goblin

1) An individual who dwells within the anal cavity of another person. 2) A weirdo 3) Also a verb demonstrative of the act of eating ass
1) If you have nothing better to do than read this, you are probably an assgoblin 2) I went over to see Jim but he was too busy assgoblin.
by Hugh Jass July 11, 2003
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Ass Face

One whom is rude to you you in person or behind you back and they are so ugly that their face looks like a big pimply ass.
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Ass kisser

Phillip Quatrocchi, totall but kisser and pepe muncher
"Mrs. Klein your are the greatest mother ever, why cant you be mine?"
" o phil dont be such an ass kisser."
by mylesklein December 24, 2008
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ass pirate

a male who gives and recives with other men ie his best friend warren knapp
by shady the nig September 7, 2004
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Ass Captain

very very very gay man.

In a group of men the man who decides to invite girls to where ever you are going.

very gay man on a boat.
"if I told you i was an ass captain, would you swab my poopdeck?"

"and dorian is the designated ass captain for the night"
by Undie Bundie October 6, 2007
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