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Better qualified than Donald Trump

A vague term that can refer to just about any person, animal or inanimate object that is better qualified to be President of the United States than failed Republican re-run Donald Trump. For some reason the GOP is hanging their hopes and dreams on the doomed presidential bid of a convicted rapist and felon who is so broke he's resorted to selling national secrets to the Chinese and doing personal favors for Vladmir Putin in exchange for campaign donations.
This snowglobe depicting the Toronto skyline and CNN Tower in a blizzard is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, it sits harmlessly on a desk without committing rape or sedition.

This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.

This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.

This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
by doubleghost March 28, 2024
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Pulling a Trump

My version of Trump's Law, also known as "Pulling a Trump":

"While he has the right to remain silent, he doesn't have the ability."
"There he goes again, blathering away, on and on, pulling a Trump."
by Skarr Phase 2 New Email March 26, 2024
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Hym "Because he wasn't talking about Trump. That's the lie. Ana. He sat there and avoided the question and then he made up a story so that he didn't have to tell the truth. The truth is like poison to Christians. The hate it almost as much as they hate God himself. So he is lying. That's the specific lie. You are lying as well, Ana. To cover for Tuckers lie. He makes up a story. Now it's your turn to make up a story. And then you do that until people stop asking."
by Hym Iam October 23, 2025
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Hump Hump on Trump

The term “Hump Hump on Trump” means you wanna eat your dads ass in the white house while filled up with 20 pounds of cow cum in your mouth
Damn dad we need to have more “Hump Hump on Trump
by Quadravius January 27, 2022
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Trump

A red faced idiot who wants to de a dictator and bang his own daughter
Dude, I saw a Trump on TV tonight saying "if Ivanka wasn't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her"
by Noodlesoup666 December 14, 2022
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Trumping

Having a overblown ego of oneself to the point of disillusioned Narcissistic personality, You do everything the best and nothing wrong. Even when it’s your fault. (The act of not taking a L)
Hey you win some and you loose some. You just loss this one. I did not loose they cheated. Bitch you trumping.
by Lucky2393 November 9, 2020
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Trump-on

When someone loves and idolizes Donald Trump and bases all of their actions and decisions on what Donald Trump would do.
Juan Carlos: That son of a bitch ICE agent has a total Trump-on, and he deported me.
by anonymous November 27, 2024
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