Brain hurty syndrome

A medical condition caused by the brains inability to process a constant overload of dumb.

Characterized by chronic headaches and a general hatred for all things that defy reason.

Extremely common in any military service member with an IQs higher than that of most household pets, but effecting anyone with an inability to wrap their head around concepts completely devoid of sense and reason. Often being constantly forced to do thing that they can prove are wrong, or waste time without any foreseeable benefit, usually also leads to a constant wishing that humans would evolve to a point where unintelligent thoughts causes physical pain.

Oh my God! If Senior Chief doesn’t stop trying to find a reason to nit pick everything that we are doing, he is going to agrivate my Brain hurty syndrome! I think if you swapped his brain with a shiny rock his intelligence would more than double. He’s so stupid it should hurt!

by MCPO of Your Mom February 4, 2010

Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome

A condition in which the affected individual(s) is anywhere from mildly amusing to very exciting to be around in real life, but has no apparent redeeming values on the internet; i.e. typing "lol," using "smilies," and acting as a tardus extremus in the matters of abbreviation, humor, and spelling.

Tommy: Brian seemed somewhat cool at the party last night, but when I talked to him online...
*flashback ensues*
Tommy FArtanyan: Hey, I just added you to my buddy list.
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: who is dis
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: o tommy rite/
Tommy FArtanyan: Are you drinking?
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: wat
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: r u ther
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: th3ere**
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: thrtr*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: godamnit lol
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: THREE*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: LMAO! THERE!
Tommy FArtanyan: G-gotta go!
Tommy FArtanyan signed off 12:30:22
*flashback ends*
Tommy: I guess the screen name he gave me should have given it away!
Kiko: CLASSIC case of Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome!
Tommy: ?
Kiko: *chomp*

by Kiko February 3, 2004

Phantom Mouse Syndrome

The sensation that an amputated or missing mouse (even a wireless or optical mouse) is still present, causing the body (typically the mouse hand) to respond accordingly in conjunction with the movements of other body parts in the process of typical computer operation. Similar to phantom keyboard syndrome, and the rare and far more critical, phantom monitor syndrome.

I left the wireless mouse for my laptop at work, but because of the phantom mouse syndrome I experienced while writing this definition, I kept trying to use it anyways.

by Loophole The Sorcerer December 31, 2010

barry scott syndrome

a condition that leads to a person shouting all the time.

christ, he is always shouting, he must have barry scott syndrome.

by hellchild August 19, 2009

Unlimited Text Syndrome

When txt convo's take weird and somewhat unusual turns as a result of having an unlimited text message plan. Usually the logic behind it has to do with "pushing the envelope" more and more on a daily basis. These can get rather funny as time goes on (and just as degrading)

any time a conversation takes a turn for the worse...meaning to commit a crime for the sake of the joke (even though obviously no crime will be committed)......Unlimited Text Syndrome

by Mike Hawk Burns October 1, 2009

Chris syndrome (2)

Chris syndrome is when a player of Vanilla Europa meets and has a conversation with one of 3 OG Chris'.

Symptoms of this syndrome is changing your nickname to have some sort of Chris in it (Eg. Chris2013)

My new nickname is Chris, don't judge I have Chris syndrome (2)

by ThinkingPopsicle March 1, 2021

exploding ass syndrome

Having viscous diarrhea. Some people suffering say that they can't even stand up after they've had EAS.

Man, yesterday me EAS (Exploding Ass Syndrome) was so fierce that I could barley stand up afterwards.

by MegaMonster54 November 20, 2013