by xjessellison November 25, 2020
oh god you have Chris Syndrome
by xjessellison November 27, 2020
by Paradoxieus December 18, 2015
by Well a dumb dude on this web May 19, 2017
Chris syndrome is when a player of Vanilla Europa meets and has a conversation with one of 3 OG Chris'.
Symptoms of this syndrome is changing your nickname to have some sort of Chris in it (Eg. Chris2013)
Symptoms of this syndrome is changing your nickname to have some sort of Chris in it (Eg. Chris2013)
by ThinkingPopsicle March 1, 2021
the syndrome in which an unmarried individual falls in love with an engaged individual, and the engaged with the unmarried, but does nothing until the engaged individual is married. usually leaves both parties in a depressed state.
Bill: What's wrong with you?
Ryan: I'm suffering from Chris Valenti syndrome. This girl I like was engaged and got married, but I'm in love with her and she is in love with me. Guess it's too late now.
Ryan: I'm suffering from Chris Valenti syndrome. This girl I like was engaged and got married, but I'm in love with her and she is in love with me. Guess it's too late now.
by happyending November 23, 2007
When a member of a band, particularly a vocalist or frontman has the tendency to leave and join bands several times. Sort of like a disease.
Chris Cornell left Soundgarden for a solo career, then joined Audioslave, left them for another solo career.
once the infection starts, it's hard to stop, and you'll be left to aimlessly join bands, and leave intermittently for no apparent reason.
Bassist: Dude our singer just quit!
Drummer: Man, what do we do now?
Guitarist: Screw him, he's got Chris Cornell Syndrome, he's been in like 50 bands.
Bassist and Drummer: Gross, who does that?
once the infection starts, it's hard to stop, and you'll be left to aimlessly join bands, and leave intermittently for no apparent reason.
Bassist: Dude our singer just quit!
Drummer: Man, what do we do now?
Guitarist: Screw him, he's got Chris Cornell Syndrome, he's been in like 50 bands.
Bassist and Drummer: Gross, who does that?
by Lordofpoo April 23, 2011