One fart away from a disaster

Being afraid to fart, because if you do you might shit yourself.

Peter: Drive faster! I'm one fart away from a disaster!

Bjorn: Why didn't you take a shit at the restaurant?

Peter: That's messed up.

Bjorn: You're strange, don't shit your pants in my car.

by vAnCiTyCaNaDa May 29, 2010

tongue slap your fart box

Licking ones a** hole with your tongue

Hey babe I want to tongue slap your fart box...mmm

by BABOO September 20, 2014

does it jiggle when it farts

when the ass is so fat it jiggles when farting

"damn that ass fat does it jiggle when it farts"

by haha axn August 14, 2021

amogus sus funny farts

ligma balls

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by MarioFungo July 2, 2022

imagine farting like a hippo

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hello imagine farting like a hippo is the ways.

by pikachu2009best May 10, 2022

Captain Hook pussy fart

A man named Captain Hook who likes to take his shirt off in front of children, eat cheese, and piss loudly

That man is giving Captain Hook pussy fart

by K boo 69 August 24, 2022

Arabic Camel Fart Sex

arab sex funny hahahahah.

"Fuck you Arabic camel fuckers!"

"Arabic Camel Fart Sex funny"

by Among Us Pop It Named Muhammad April 6, 2022