Eli-Job

When a person called Eli sucks your dick BUT ONLY THE TIP then waits to swallow the cum and regurgitate it out onto his sexy body

1. I got an Eli-Job yesterday it was lit

2. Yo wanna get down to an Eli-Job?

by Eli lover 69 July 21, 2024

Ultra job controlled

When a person wakes up on there day off around the time they get up for work

Also when something or someone reminds you of your job
And when you say a phrase or something u would do or say at your job

Man I'm ultra job controlled I keep waking up at six every morning even on my day off smh 🤦🏾 ♀️

by Adrianne Amanda December 11, 2021

Briefcase Job

A bet that has a very high probability of winning.

Desert Crown in the Derby is a briefcase job, I've gone large, very large in fact.

by Dick Focker April 30, 2023

Good Job Felicia

When someone displays an epic amount of fail they are congratulated with "Good Job Felicia"

"Hey did you bring the beer?"
"Oh, yeah I forgot that."
"Good Job Felicia!"

by Titan_Platinum November 29, 2015

blap job

A term used during the wild west meaning assassination.

That fella John has been causing havoc to my business! Im paying for a Blap job on this man!

by halalgamingtime July 6, 2023

Pussy Job

When a man rubs his erect penis vertically between a woman's labia and across her clitoris for her pleasure.

I need a pussy job from my husband

by PJAficionado October 6, 2021

job

Some stupid shit.

I don't want a job. Jobs are worthless.

by ItsOverNow April 28, 2021