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The best most amazing friend group that has ever exisited. And chaos.
Guy. 1: Zaterdag bij Tom?
Guy. 2: Hij zegt dat hij moe is maar komt wel goed.
by Tijger Tigran May 5, 2024
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guyed it

Past tense of guy it The ability of most men to come up with a plausible story to explain any question except yes or no ones.
I asked him where he was all night. He guyed it, told me he had dinner with an old friend and stayed town over night. I know who "that old friend" was AND what he ate!
by DAH September 20, 2014
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That One Guy

That one person who genuinely nobody likes for a certain reason. Everybody knows who you are talking about as soon as you say this.
“That One Guy just asked the teacher about the homework and she forgot about it until he told her.”
What a dick, that’s the reason nobody fucking likes him.”
by J4VA January 3, 2023
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flower guy

I like flowers. I’m a flower guy.
by Flowerguy123 April 5, 2023
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guys

Typically a gender-neutral term by YouTubers simply used to group up all viewers, and greet them as one, big group used like this: Hey guys..and so on. Some think it is offensive, but this argument can be defeated in two ways.

1: If so, then why do so many people use it?
2: Girls typically have no problem with this.
3: Saying guys and girls is oddly strange.
Hey guys!
2: Hey, that’s not gender neutral!
3: Please stfu.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021
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Grandma’s a chill guy

I’m smoking crack with my homies daruding my sandstorm while huffing gasoline out of a shoe it’s a great time to be a niggly wiggly crackhead sippin md 40 under my crack shack geeked up playing xbox all day i dont got a job i dont go to school but i pay stayin fresh with the latest pearl jays ridin in the charger geekin hard trippy mane I smoke on that loud shit boro smokin dat acid and kush and cocaine and heroin smoking dish soap and carpet cleaner while huffing weeaboo piss while im taking a fat shit on the sidewalk in chicago im go wiping my ass with the nearest napkins I can find from a couple dining outside then drop my pants and wipe my ass right in front of them while they’re trying to enjoy a nice meal but too bad I came up needing napkins I really had to wipe my ass that’s what they get for a putting a restaurant near my crack shack I then proceeded to rub my ass wipings on the table leaving brown shit stains on the nice newly painted picnic tables while they sit there shocked
by Acidnigah January 16, 2025
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guy suarez

An ultimate check out. Leaves the scene without a trace, never checks in. Always seems to disappear from the group to go do other meaningless shit.
Anouk: Where the fuck did he go, I swear he was just here.
Darius: He checked out, pulled a guy Suarez.
by olivershaw45 May 1, 2019
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