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some shit

when shit happens, phonetically its told like it izz.
(adjective, noun)

synonyms- a bitch, and add 'bull' for- some bullshit, but difference is just emphasis with the rare exception you step in shit from a male bouvine and may lose its rhetorical value.
precarious, unfortunate, sucks balls, kerfluffle.
(adjective)

person 1:"hurry up and use the ATM so we can pay back the guy by tonight and not get our legs broken."
ATM eats credit card.
person 2:"it ate my mother fucking card! ...aint this some shit."

(noun)situational
continues from adjective example
person 1: YEAH! now we're in SOME SHIT!
accountants in suits walk out of the bank all with metal bats.
generic accountant:"times up boys."
by pimpmastahanhduece October 9, 2009
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DOG SHIT

Spectrum internet is dog shit because it fucking blows more dick than Mia Khalifa and Brandi Love combined. I fucking hope Spectrum goes bankrupt.
Gamer: fuck our DOG SHIT internet, 500 ping to na east fortnite servers my ass
Autist1: Our internet is amazing!
Autist2: We don't need new internet, ours is so good we can watch tv on it !! :O
Gamer: >:( u guys are autistic
by nkuyng May 19, 2018
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shit-tego

much like stetego, its cousin, shit-tego enjoys long wals on the beach.
man shit-tego your one bad, SHITTTT!@
by Adam Mills April 29, 2003
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shit mane

Sorta like saying "shit, man," but not quite.
"I was being chased by 2 CIA/FBI/black suit fuckers with guns around my house while an old lady watched from my basement stairs. . . . Trippy shit mane."

Yung Jakes' datamosh (on youtube) lyrics:
"im so iced out. i'm so coooool.
look what i can do with this picture from google
im the shit mane. im so hot
im with 2 bitches. now im not."
by 99gypsies September 23, 2011
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dumb shits

people who have absoluteley no fucking clue what they are talking about and say a bunch of dumb shit in order to make themselves seem smarter
dumb shits example: one stereotype talking down on another stereotype without even trying to understand their point of view. also, people who mimic others.
note: some domb shits ussually end up in danger.
by spawn of Von Devil December 27, 2008
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Waterfall Shit

A shit that seeps out of the ass like a waterfall. This occurs in straight streams, or in incraments, commonly known as the squirts.
Ian: Oh man! I just punished the toilets with a horrible case of waterfall shits.
Morgan: And the squirts to top it off?
Ian: Fo sho...
by morgalope December 3, 2005
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Rip-shit

When you get so drunk you can't stand straight or think clearly although you think you're perfectly capable of doing things like riding your bike home.
I went out with my bros last night and got rip-shit.
by ogooglebar September 6, 2017
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