ur mom gay

ur mom gay

go get that ur mom gay mug

by micchael hoyou May 16, 2023

mom biel

She is a black goddess who eats all these hoes up and never lets anyone get in her way

I need to be like mom biel
She is hot like mom biel
she’s so mom biel vinyl

by Baddieseast November 21, 2023

Mom Talk

When a female starts talking to you like a mother in a disappointed tone like they’re trying to get get information out of you while staying calm.

“Bro that girl just gave me a mom talk and now I want to call her mommy”

by TheMasterDiguiser November 22, 2023

i hate my mom

Said most by teens became their mom wasn’t nice to them or a mire deep route im not willing to wrote cuz who even writs allat. Yall are not real

“I hate my mom” said when you feel like you hate your mom for breathing the wrong way or possibly wronging you and destroying your life, so much in between

by Plossom chan November 23, 2023

Bethesda Mom

Young, white moms who live near and in Bethesda, Maryland. They are often seen getting Panera, froyo, wearing Lululemon, taking their kids to soccer practice, and in their Peloton and Pilates classes. On Thanksgiving, they make their kids wake up at an ungodly hour to run a Turkey Trot. They most likely have color treated hair, usually bleach blonde, and get keratin treatments multiple times a year. Their houses are probably painted white, and have strictly neutral tones as wall colors. If they have any pets, they’ll have a white crusty dog named Lola or Coco. Some can be sweet, but will probably gossip in their “Moms of Bethesda” Facebook group about you.

Me: Bro I was working at Panera the other day and the most stereotypical Bethesda Mom came in

Bro: Yo really? Did she order unsweetened iced tea and everything?

Me: Yea, and then I saw her posting it on Facebook with #blessed next to it 💀
Bro: That was definitely a Bethesda Mom

by dmv_kid88 November 24, 2023

White bread mom

White bread mom

went over to Chris's families house for Thankgiving and the dinner was great, typical, fairly predictable straight forward perfect white bread mom style turky day dinner

by Mead's Mead November 27, 2023

Your Mom's A Whore

polite greeting in the birtish roadman language

your mom's a whore my g

by roadman1111 November 27, 2023