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good thick

(This applies to girls, I am a girl and I know how it’s like. I’m not sure what a male equivalent of it would be)

There is a stark difference between “damnnn she thick” and “go gym”, and that’s— body shape. See, two women could have a very similar, almost exact amount of body fat, but it’s the shape of their bodies that draws the line between attractive and mid/unattractive.

Let’s say Woman A has around 30% body fat, and has an hourglass body shape. Her hips, thighs, and chest are accentuated and she’s lucky because her body falls into one of the few types that people deem attractive, the true thick.

Woman B also has around 30% body fat, but she has a rectangle body shape (so do I!) and the fat collects in the form of her body, so nothing like her hips and thighs or whatever are accentuated, and will leave her looking like a cereal box. Unfortunately, no one will find this body attractive, and it hurts to have gone through that..

Some people who try to silence the undesirable girls with pity try to blur this difference, but it does not work, neither on paper nor in real life. You can try to rope both of the instances of Woman A and B into “thick/chubby” and label it all a good thing, but no. A is attractive, B is not. So now there have to be new terms: “good thick” (as seen in A) and “fat/bad thick” (as seen in B). Thanks a lot Pity Patrons.
Pity patron: nooooo don’t say that!! I saw your selfie in the server, youre thick and some people find that attractive!! youll find someone

Ugly girl: no, stop.. there’s a difference. There’s good thick, like that girl who posted right after I did, and then bad thick like me, there’s a difference

Pity patron: *observes the great difference* yea actually never mind LMAOAOAOOAOA
by spadecard November 25, 2022
mugGet the good thickmug.
OPE! THERE IT IS! 😮🫵 THERE'S HIS RELIGION! YOU SEE IT!?
Hym "Oooooooh! That explains it! The 'Good people' are ALLOWED to commit genocide and if they have to genocide you then, well, it's a tragedy but we're (The jewz) are just being bad to the bad people and good to the good people! That's all! Ok. I get it now. So if Hilter had been one of the 'Good people' (Which is just a euphemism for a Jew) it would have been fine. That's their entire racket at this point. Jews are the good people and they are allpwed to do whatever they want to people with people who have 'antithetical values' or 'aren't willing to be subordinated by Jews.' That's all it is. That's what makes the religion poisonous. It allows delusional, solipsistic fucks like this piece of shit to do whatever he wants, get away with it, and feel good about himself afterwards. The whole thing needs to go!"
by Hym Iam May 14, 2024
mugGet the Bad to the bad people and good to the good peoplemug.

good in the mud

In the mud stands for in the motherfucka. It is
Yo Jake, those tacos we had last night were good in the mud.

Man! You crazy in the mud. I ain't plyain' with you.
by Mechavelli April 12, 2021
mugGet the good in the mudmug.

good morning and god bless

Ethan started his day off right with a good morning and god bless.
by Supaiupa May 27, 2018
mugGet the good morning and god blessmug.

good morning and god bless

Whilst using the washroom, during bowel movement one drinks coffee and eats breakfast. Typically on the toilet.
Yesterday I tried a good morning and god bless.
I don't think my life will ever be the same...
by Grand Papa John May 24, 2018
mugGet the good morning and god blessmug.

good lil boy

hoe: whats your favourite ateez bside

hoe 2: good lil boy duh?? its the best!!
by hongjoongsREALwife May 18, 2022
mugGet the good lil boymug.

no good for carrots

The definition of no good good for carrots is when someone is that much of a spastic that there no good for nothing
Have you saw joey over there he is no good for carrots
by Take No Eeed October 12, 2020
mugGet the no good for carrotsmug.

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