meat rocking

When a fellow human is overly obsessing over or assessing another human.

John: Man, did you see Craig last night!? He had almost 30 points in the game!

Brian: Stop meat rocking him!

by ebonix101 January 8, 2014

Meat Bong

A term used to describe the umbilical cord when you smoke weed while you’re pregnant and your child takes a hit

Sandra: hey congrats on your child hergatha! Although your kid does seem to be way too mello right now.

Hergatha: Why thank you my trusted next door neighbor Sandra! Yeah he took a hit on the ole meat bong and next thing you know he’s straight up riffing about brexit and the photocopier at Walgreens again

by Doomguy44 May 15, 2021

misery meat

When a man’s penis gains a loss of blood circulation due to the vagina/anus being extremely tight. This causes the penis to change into a more purple/grey colour.

“My ass was so tight that it gave Jordan misery meat”

by thecrackingjack April 30, 2023

Marbled Meats

High quality meat using only locally sourced grass fed produce. The best local but her is Marbled meats.

Marbled Meats is by far the best butcher shop. I only buy from Marbled Meats. The quality was as high as Marbled Meats

by Marbled Meats May 12, 2020

meat riditry

The study or act of meat riding a person to oblivion.

This fucking meat riding prick MATT won’t hop off my meat about everything, he’s a real student of meat riditry.

by nubble August 13, 2025

Meat Grinder

Extremely painful anal sex from the man's or "dominant" person's perspective

When I tried anal for the first time with my girl it was a meat grinder

by JupiterLOJ February 12, 2017

Sweet Meat

When that hot bae is wearing small shorts and her sweet ass is hanging out of the bottom ready to be touched

That thot walked by and I saw that beautiful sweet meat under those short ass shorts.

by aarond2018 June 4, 2018