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The Game ACTUAL DEFINITION

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Rule 1: You are playing The Game.
You, along with everyone else in the world, always is, always has been,
and always will be playing The Game. Neither awareness nor consent is required to play.

Rule 2: Every time you think about The Game, you lose.
Loss is temporary; as soon as you forget about The Game you stop losing.
The objective of The Game is to forget that it exists. Good luck.

Rule 3: Loss of The Game must be announced.
Every time you think about The Game, and hence lose, you must say so.
This is the only rule that can be broken, but do you really need to cheat..?
"SON OF A BITCH I LOST 'THE GAME '!!!!!

Hey guess what?
What?
"THE GAME"!!!
!@#$%&*$#@!*&

The Game ACTUAL DEFINITION
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Completes the Game

An expression used when somthing is too far away, or you can't be bothered to do somthing, as it is to much effort.

When somthing is so far away or 'Missions' away the journey to get there would 'complete the game.' as it is too much effort ot too far away.
Mike: You wanna go to Madagascar today?

Dave: Nahh, It's a full on mission! Infact, it completes the game!

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Boss: You have to work on saturday

You: ahhhh mann, Completes the F*cking Game!

poacher turned game keeper 

a person who once was at the bottom of the ladder and schemed they're way to the top.
look at you poacher turned game keeper you got there by scheming.

Strong Eyeliner Game 

The act of having perfect eyeliner.

Usually associated with winged eyeliner. The ends are perfectly winged out, they are both even, and they are perfectly symmetrical. Examples of celebrities with strong eyeliner game are Kylie Jenner and Lauren Conrad.
Person 1: DUDE I am so jealous of Kylie Jenner. She always has that Strong Eyeliner Game.
Person 2: I couldn't agree more. I have no idea how she does it.

Weak pull out game 

Richie molitor has a weak pull out game
Weak pull out game by BIG D*** b December 12, 2016

crack house game

A crack house game is a game that lures you in with free content until you hit a micro transaction wall, you CANNOT advance any further unless you pay a shit ton of money for a crate that unlocks random content.
Once unlocked - you either get something shitty, or good.

Good: You can advance further into the game and hit another wall to pay yet again.
Shitty: You get something stupid, and it doesn't do shit, meaning you'll have to pay again.
Crack house games usually keep releasing content, the content usually persist of an op character that can only be unlocked with an expensive crate.
This shit keeps repeating itself so the players will keep paying to win.
Dumbass: WOOOH! LET'S GO BOIS, I JUST SPENT ALL MY MOM'S BANK MONEY TO BUY 3 CRATES! WOOOHH! I GOT, AN OP CHARACTER BOIS, LET'S GO!
Dumbass 2: FUCK YOU, I SPENT $200K FOR 9 CRATES AND GOT SHITTY CHARACTERS, I'M UNINSTALLING!
The Intellectuals Who Know About This Definition: Bruh, ya'll fags retarded asf, you deadass could've bought a homeless dude a house with all that money - instead of wasting it all on a retarded ass crack house game..
Dumbass 1 and 2: *Dumbass rage* FUCK YOU, THIS CHARACTER IN RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS IS MORE IMPORTANT A HOMELESS DUDE!!! *Autistic screaming*

Angry Video Game Nerd 

1. Angry white kid who yalls about video games.

2. Having sex while playing a video game and when done tell your girlfriend to shut up and make you a sandwhich.
angry video game nerd bithces