Douche

Someone who farts in another's face.

"Bob is a stupid douche because he farted in my face, can you believe that, Shirley!?"

by Ploopyschmoopy October 2, 2025

Douche McDoucherton

The guy that is not only the #1 Biggest Douche In the Universe But ALSO King Douche himself.. Whom Drives A Douche Canoe with his Douchebag friend's who are in contempt of Douchebaggery

"That Leaf Hippy is certainly a Douche McDoucherton!"
"Gawd he is such a Douche McDoucherton"

by Jaydude84 October 11, 2025

douchebag

A man who deliberately and aggressively walks right into women.

That douchebag at the CNE slammed right into me as if he thought he was in a mosh pit!

by anonymous xyz June 25, 2025

Douchebag

Doug teegarden the manager of unloads at dhl cvg

Who’s that douchebag? Oh it’s just doug

by Disgruntled dhl employee July 8, 2025

Douche Metal Dork

An idiot who thinks Metallica is the best metal band ever, who's politics change like a babies underwear and purchases metal paraphernalia to justify his existence.

What a douche metal dork, everything is metal or nothing. Secretly rubs his Hulk Hogan WWF action figure inappropriately on very appropriate areas.

by Powdered Douche Nut July 9, 2025

douchebag cyclist

A two-wheeled traffic hazard wrapped in $400 worth of neon spandex who truly believes public roads are their personal Tour de France training ground. Usually spotted blocking the entire lane, preaching about “sharing the road” while sharing absolutely none of it.

They’ll ride three-wide through traffic, run red lights like they’re optional, and still look you dead in the eyes like you’re the problem. Owns a $6,000 carbon bike named something pretentious like AeroSoul X-9000, drinks beet juice “for performance,” and logs every ride on Strava like they’re saving humanity.

And heaven forbid you pass one. They’ll lose their Lycra-covered minds. Just ask Gary Peacock — the legendary Park City cyclist who called the cops on a kid named Pierce for daring to drive by him. This man literally opened the guy’s car door and shouted, “I have more rights than you!” while sweating righteousness onto the pavement. That’s the final evolution of the species: the Cop-Summoning Bike Paladin.

Then they gather in packs, vibrating with caffeine and moral superiority, taking up the whole road like a rolling cult of reflective tape and trauma. AND WHY ARE YOU ALL GOING 14 MPH UPHILL BUT 60 MPH DOWN? PICK A SPEED, GREG! YOU’RE NOT IN THE TOUR, YOU’RE GOING TO PANERA!

oh look at that douchebag cyclist. he called the cops on that kid for passing near him

by racoo01 October 24, 2025

Douchebag

That one kid who regularly snitches on others, either for their own gain or browny points from the teachers

Steven is such a douchebag, he told on me for something I didn't even do.

by appleapple_1 December 21, 2025