Tops in tokes

Top notch AAA weed true reefer madness, like
heroin in a joint except you don’t barf.

Tops in tokes, true reefer madness, like
heroin in a joint except you don’t barf.

by grahajas December 28, 2005

toponce

1) Random ass fucker who enjoys getting hurt for the strangest reasons. Toponce will usually let people pelt them with hard objects and jump from high places to get hurt.
2) Cool guy who can be funny and is good for giving his girl what they want

1) That guy is such a toponce.
2) That girl is lucky she got a toponce!

by sinserpent January 19, 2009

topolgraphy

the study of the surface of a girl's bangin, sexy bod.

i can't wait till sarah can help me with my topolgraphy homework, so i can study her body.

by pseudonymouslyyours September 28, 2009

Toped

To be extra drunk to the point of leaning over anything.

Son I was mad toped last night!!!

by Baby Bey March 1, 2010

Topping

When there is shit left on the head of the dick after anal sex.

"Oh shit man, I fucked her in the ass and there was topping left on my D"

by Loocyfer November 18, 2019

Swabby Toppy

When one receives oral sex by their partner while they are cleaning their ears with cotton swabs

Mary gave me a swabby toppy after we got out the shower.

by Lukevader March 2, 2020

Topher

A nickname that can be used if someone's Christian name or Surname is 'Thomson'

'Yo, Topher, Fetch The Camel'

by CAPSTICK August 25, 2007