push and pull

to jerk off while taking a shit. hence push and pull

man, grosss.....who was push and pulling in the bathroom

by Chris the Great March 7, 2004

Pulling a "Mattily"

When someone whom could be considered retarded, or mental/a whore believes someone or something that is out-of-the-ordinary or unrealistic is real or right. Also it is when someone (usually a chick) is just plain stupid. And when youre thinking What the Fuck is she talking about in your head....

Lauren Mattil asked what the dangling thing in her mouth was, everyone responded "Tilapia" and she said "Thats what i thought" she had pulled a major "Mattily"....

Allie was chatting with some friends when Jack decided to try pulling a "Mattily" on her... so he explained that cats were bullet proof due to the refraction causes by the bullets trajectory... she said yeah and agreed...

by Madison Palms February 27, 2009

pulling a Wirtual

Performing under extreme pressure in a critical moment and doing good at whatever you're doing.

"I tried pulling a Wirtual last night, and I did it."

by somebodysomeonewillneverknow February 26, 2023

Pulling a hoss

The intention, the desire, or the act of doing any of the following to a girl much younger than you who you shouldnt be messing with: Dating with/without expecting to recieve sexual gratification either manually, or from your more than likely infant partner, wanting to date, or the more than likely obsessive stalking that someone pulling a hoss will do to their junior high victims. If you have a 13 year old sister, dont invite this guy over.

justin: hey zach did you hear about cliftons girlfriend?
zach: ya i did. dude thats sick! he's totally pulling a hoss.

by Zach(Jackie Chan) June 9, 2009

Pulling a Rasmus

When a person creates a fantastical lie for selfish reasons in order to make them seem cooler than they actually are, they are in effect "pulling a Rasmus".

Rasmus: "dude, I'm got arrested for possession of speed!"

Dude#1: Wow, Rasmus is talkin some bullshit.

Dude #2: RASMUS, YOU'RE TOTALLY PULLING A RASMUS!!!!

by yohomiitsme October 17, 2010

pulling an elina

When you spend all your money on Costa Rica am leaving your kids behind

Omg she’s is so pulling an Elina

by Fat man mike March 14, 2018

pulling a jessica

When you put on a movie wih bad taste ruining the mood i.e. dancing films, garbage low budget films

Thats one bad movie, they're pulling a jessica.

by jerry pes July 27, 2008