flap jack

one who flapjacks, relating to mooning flapjacking flapjack

he is such a flap jack, always flapjacking people.

by Joe Jenco a.k.a Sir Flap Jack October 25, 2007

JACK KNIFE TEA PARTY

Try this if your girl is really flexible!!This is done when you're standing up & having sex doggie style, your girl then procedes to bend further down & put your sack in her mouth for a tea bag!!

JACK KNIFE TEA PARTY IS DOGGY STYLE WITH A TWIST!!

by TANK & BIG BOSS May 1, 2009

Square Root of Jack Shit

Absolutely Nothing. See Square Root of Fuck-All , Square Root of Sweet Fuck All and fuck-all squared.

"He knows absolutely the square root of jack shit about food and cooking."
- James May, Former presenter of Top Gear UK, on Richard Hammond.

by [e-mail] April 30, 2016

jack bauer cream pie

When you bake a pie for the bad president you have a orgasm in his pie haha watch him eat it

I'm Jack Bauer and I'll make you eat my famous jack bauer cream pie

by dvbennett March 19, 2020

Jack Off Holiday Hour

The name says it all. It's your holiday kids ... You've got absolutely nothing to do ... Sit around, jack it, have a 4 day happy hour. Its jack off holiday hour!

Get me a beer, tits, its my jack off holiday hour.

What am I gettin into this weekend? Jack off holiday hour baby!

by DrReggy November 2, 2009

Jack Dylan Grazer

a lying piece of shit

i cannot believe he pulled a Jack Dylan Grazer!

by catsarecool6745 July 21, 2018

What would Jack do?

A question comonly asked by people when in a situation of doubt. Usualy followed by gunfire or frequent use of the phrase "DAMMIT!"

Daughter: "I told you Dad, I don't do drugs!"
Father asks himself: What would Jack do? Before breaking the girls arm behind her back and shouting "WHY ARE YOU LIEING TO ME?"

by Scott... August 8, 2006