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Cracker Jack Box 

A crackerjack box was the disposable cardboard box used to hold popcorn or candy (sweets), though over time has come to mean a similar box or container used to give away rather useless, cheap toys and/or giveaway items. So anything referred to as 'coming out of a crackerjack box' is being derided as useless, cheap or fake.
Did you get your degree out of a Cracker jack box? (ie. your degree in media studies / sociology etc. is worthless)

(From Meatloaf's "two out of three ain't bad"): There ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker jack box (you'll never find a valuable and exotic, vintage car in the bottom of a crackerjack box)
Cracker Jack Box by Nigel An'srid December 17, 2016
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lumber jack

A gentleman who earns his living by felling trees. We all owe him a debt of gratitude for providing the material for our homes and furniture. This gentleman is soundly hated by the environmentalist who lives in a timber house.
He's a lumberjack, he's OK.
He drinks all night and he works all day.

flapper jack 

The act of jumping up and down and making your ball sack slap against yourself.
"I remeber in like 6th grade Wilcox did a flapper jack!"
flapper jack by Brandaminator February 1, 2007

hit the road jack 

Slang for get out of here

Jack is guy's name but still used on woman

You don't use people use it as much

Probably got it from the song or the show unhappily ever after
Wife: i'm getting a divorce so hit the road jack and I don't want to see you again

Husband: fine, I will leave
hit the road jack by Pockeydockey September 15, 2016

Captain Jack Harkness 

A character from Torchwood and some episodes of Doctor who. He is played by John Barrowman. He often fights Aliens from outer space. He has the inability to die, yet still ages. Some theories suggest that he is the younger version of The Face Of Boe.
Captain Jack Harkness can kick Captain Jack Sparrows ass!

little jack 

another name for Jack Lawrence, the bass player from Blanche and The Raconteurs. He's always wearing realy cool glasses, and is the shortest member of The Raconteurs.
Jack White, Brendan Benson, Patrick Keeler, and Little Jack make up the raconteurs.
little jack by maroo September 15, 2006

captain jack 

Captain Jack - just a little push and you'll be smiling.
captain jack by systemlaunch September 10, 2009