Second Hand Cock Smoke

When you been smoking cock with a flamethrower and someone around you gets that second hand cock smoke.

Smoking cock less than 25 feet from the building can cause second hand cock smoke.

by Mattroid Prime March 2, 2020

Spiritual Hand Shake

Typically a short eye contact when there would in general be a real hand shake. Often accompanied by a friendly remark. A rest of politeness and friendliness in epidemic times

Hello Walter, how are you? Please feel my Spiritual Hand Shake! It comes from my heart ...
Dear colleagues, please avoid physical hand shakes. Our policy are spiritual hand shakes.

by ThePhysopher March 5, 2020

Hand job

This is referring to a either male or female. Where the female will take her hand a stroke his yk. And men can do the same to themselves or same sex.

“I could use a hand job” -Jerry “well sense no ones around why not” -Karen

by Max Theodore March 5, 2020

Krispy Kreme Hands

Cum on your hands. rub it round. then air dry it.

Maverick ejaculated on his hand, then rubbed it around, then air dried it. Looks like a krispy kreme glazed donut = Krispy Kreme Hands

by BISHNI44A March 12, 2020

Lars hands

"That feeling you get when Spaghetti falls out your pocket"

"oh man, The running pace at which you are currently showing is lacking in speed, amongst my point of view. At which fails to surpass a passive & obnoxious fellow such as myself"

"Lars hands"

by TubbyMacPhatPhuck June 5, 2020

Wash your hands

A advertizing slogan that companies use

Stay safe and wash your hands with dove.

by qwertyuiopadsfgh June 5, 2020

Dirty Bus Driver Hands

When you tie a rubber band around a glove that is wrap around your penis

Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands

by Steezmiester June 18, 2020