Green

Adjective. When a person repeatedly does something flaw or just flat out odd.

“Hey, did you hear Brad set his tinder location at a bunch of college towns to scope out the girls? That’s highkey Green as fuck.”

“Wait, Brad used to date your little sister? He’s actually so Green.”

by DaSaintsMan June 26, 2022

Green Bay Kiss

When one dude passionately kisses another dude but denies it's gay.

"I'm not gay, it was just a Green Bay Kiss."

by StellaDog March 10, 2024

Green Bean

A new Starbucks employee who has absolutely no idea what is going on.

- "Can you make me a coffee frappuccino, please?
- "What's a 'coffee'?"
- "You sure are a green bean aren't ya"

by GreenoBeanoQuarantino September 13, 2017

Oli Greene

Biggest nonce about, might as well call him John Geoghan

Oli Greene gave Ruby Spooner fanny flutters

by L.brabrook September 23, 2019

Dirty Green

When a girl vomits into a jar, shoves the jar deep into her ass, then gets fucked by a huge stallion horse cock, shattering the jar and tearing both the horse’s dick and Dirty Green’s vagina into a red and orange sauce. The sauce is then blended into a pulp and served to Dirty Green’s girlfriend.

Give me the dirty green baby boy

by greenspapa88996430 April 14, 2022

Green Wednesday

Wearing Green on Wednesday means that you're extremely horny.

"bruh why are you always wearing green on wednesday?"

"it's called green wednesday. if you wear green on wednesday it means that you're horny as fuck"

"damn imma start wearing green on wednesday too"

by lukehemmingsismydad March 20, 2024

Asparagus Green

Close to a light, sweet pea in color, it looks very nice as an accent or wall color in a room.

I never thought asparagus green would look pretty in here, but it's not bad.

by Constance ♥ January 21, 2009