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U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND 

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds
ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.

Cocktail friends 

1.facebook friends acquired as the result of sending friend requests while in an altered state of mind.
John has 20 new cocktail friends after friday night.
Cocktail friends by pyra023 October 21, 2010

Words with Friends 

An app with a chat function, which lets you leave messages to one another under the cover of a game of scrabble
A cheating husband carries his ipad and iphone wherever he goes, to make sure he always has access to Words with Friends

Friendzone Predator 

Someone who pretends to be your friend in the hopes that they can eventually manipulate your friendly attachment to them into a romantic relationship
"Bob keeps pretending to be friends with girls, then passive-aggressively trying to guilt them into dating him because he's such a Nice Guy. He's a real friendzone predator."

Words with Friends 

App used by cheaters to communicate and arrange shags behind their unsuspecting spouses; who think they are playing scrabble. The chat function is more useful than the game itself. as it allows messages to be deleted quickly leaving no evidence
Sharon, you're always playing Words with Firiends...
HMm thats what i want people to think. Dave and i use to send messages to each other without his wife suspecting anything.

Dave sends me a message using Words with Friends chat whenever he wants to meet up for a shag
Words with Friends by silvertongue99 September 12, 2016

Friendship Shot 

A shot of alcohol (originally between bros) taken to celebrate a mutual comradery between friends.
L: Hey man, you want to take a shot to celebrate our friendship? A...friendship shot?
V: You’re god damn right I do, great invention
Friendship Shot by VictorTalent October 21, 2019