Resting Stank Eye

Someone who always squints and appears cross eyed in photos or in person while high.

“Did you see that horrendous picture of Jay?”

“Which one?”

“The one he has resting stank eye in!”

by bigmeatysack April 15, 2023

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Orlando Eye

The Orlando Eye is the action, of poking your sexual partners eyes, farting repeatedly in his/her's face, and then proceeding to throw off her skyscraper.

Timmy: Yo Mark, did you hear what I did with Becky last night?
Mark: No, what did you do with Becky last night?
Timmy: She got the ole orlando eye treatment!

by thebooman21! April 21, 2023

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A crush you don't wish to pursue. Either because you know it wouldn't be a good match or because they already have someone else. So you are happy just looking at them occasionally like eye drops that fill your eyes, but do nothing other than that.

A: Hey, you've been giving them looks for a while, will you ask them out
B: No, they're just an eye drop crush.

by 4u4u6a April 26, 2023

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Brown Eyes

You know... They say women don't like to be complimented about things that are out of their control. Eyes for example. All of the "Game" theorists say it's a no-no. But... I don't believe that that's a real thing. So, fuck em. I'll compliment whatever the fuck I want!

Hym "You are literally the reason I started to like brown eyes. I used to hate my eye color. It just didn't seem interesting to me. But now..."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2023

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Indiana eye drop

When your wife calls you with Pink Eye and you rush home to ejaculate on her eyes to soothe the burning and be her hero.

Husband: “my wife just went home early because she has Pink Eye!
Friend: “oh no, you better rush home and give her some Indiana eye drops so she feels better!”

by Hiking Duo April 28, 2023

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