Mind Smile

<noun> Slang;

When someone chatting to you on the internet says something funny enough to make you laugh in real life but isn't worthy of you laughing whilst on your own, so you just smile in your mind.
Edgar: "lol, so it was wank!"
Thomas: "lol, yeah..." *mind smile*
by Stuart Fletcher February 08, 2005
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pilonidal smile

When the crack of ones ass is extended just a bit beyond the typical length of crack. The slight depression can conveniently be used for storage; common items may include car keys, dime bags, and ironically, crack.
When my whore of a mother was eighteen she hid my father's virginity in her pilonidal smile.
by Della Hicks January 17, 2008
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Polish Smile

The ass-crack of a builder who's bending over.
That builder just gave me a Polish Smile while picking up his tool.
by Turtle84 October 25, 2012
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CEO Smile

An artificial smile made by a person placed in a situation of power, meant to mislead And/Or misdirect the conversation.
CEO: No, my company didn't kill that person (CEO Smile). He must have rapidly aged to the point were his head came off of his own body naturally (CEO Smile).
by the2ndflood July 12, 2008
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Texas Smile

Some say it refers to 'Inner Smile'. Don't know the exact meaning, but my girl said that I brought a Texas Smile upon her face, when I gave her a bit of flattery!
Your appreciation gave me a Texas Smile!
by Freethinker19 August 29, 2013
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koolaid smile

The red mustache one receives after eating a girl out on her period.
Guy 1: "Yo beezy. I was eatin' ma chick out yesterday and guess what I got!"

Guy 2: WHAT IS THIZZ?

Guy 1: Nope! A Koolaid smile!
by Ethizzabeth March 06, 2008
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robot smile

a smile that one makes even though one is not willing to smile; not a spontaneous smile; forced, unnatural or mechanical smile.
I can see a robot smile on her face.
by uttam maharjan February 09, 2010
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