Tinted Windows 

When somebody has a sick sports car, but the dude driving it is as ugly as fuck, so he tints the windows so still he gets all the female attention.

Girl 1: Oooo look at that hott 350Z driving by!

Girl 2: (as he gets closer) Uuuhh! But look at the guy driving it!

Girl 1: Uuuh yeah your right, he needs to get tinted windows, that's for sure!

Tinted Windows by Scalcar April 25, 2009

Windows 

An operating system programmed by monkeys in a room with typewriters.

Your windows works as well as shit!

Windows by supapuerco October 19, 2003

Windows-10 

"Windows-10" to keep asking again and again until the person says yes.

Mike: Will you go out with me, please?
Jane: For the 10th time, no. Don't Windows-10 me, Mike!

Windows-10 by senpais-dic-tionary May 25, 2016

Games for Windows 

A marketing campaign by Microsoft to show that Windows is the only PC gaming platform(Mac OS has very few games and Linux has no hope of being a gaming platform). Games showing this are expected to be Windows Vista compatible. The new GfW DVD case is designed to be similar to conole game cases.

Windows user: Games for Windows - that gets to the point. Sucks to be a Mac.

Mac user: DAMMIT MAN! Where are all the Mac games.

Games for Windows by btx June 17, 2007

windows 

Plates of glass. When used in a house, it can be opened for fresh air or in case of an emergancy.

-"Please open the window Johnny, I'm sweating like a pig."

windows by Daniel November 18, 2003

Windows Vista 

A crappy operating system for your computer that slows even the fastest machines, attracts a heck lot of viruses and costs more than the earth. It comes with Windows Activation, that treats honest buyers as criminals. It also has been trying to copy Mac OS X (and failing miserably).

Bill : Hi. I just installed windows vista on my pc and now it won't work beacuse I failed activation.

Steve : I know. Even Windows 95 was better. I still use XP. Kill activation!

Windows Vista by Mah1ma! May 5, 2008

Windows ME 

The worst Piece of shit Bill gates ever made.
The only thing it is good for is playing Worms armageddon Made by Team 17

See pos,shitbox or Many Errors

I love playing Worms Armageddon, but this computer sucks at anything else i try to do.
:(

Fuckin Blue screen!
Worthless Windows ME POS!

Windows ME by Gofuckyourselfyoumonkeyfuckingretard Smith March 16, 2008