Aldo Vento

"Im just a normal twenty year old boy living in the big city. Im a model and actor but of course who isnt in LA? I'm signed with a agency who has me wrapped with a lot. I enjoy my job but people dont realize that its harder then it seems. I've worked very hard to get where I'm at now but I'm still not done." -Aldo Vento's Myspace

Aldo Vento is a model and actor in L.A. who hosts a show on stickam on Tuesdays at 8pm

Are you gonna watch Aldo Vento tonight?
Yeah, of course! I watch him every Tuesday!

by Hiei Lawliet August 27, 2008

A Rusty Venture

jerkin' off so much your dick gets red and sore.............. as seen in the venture bros. , I believe this definition seems the most true of them all.

HOOKER: A rusty venture is when u ....... and then you....and then jerk them off with the poo.

BROCK SAMSON: That's not a rusty venture..... A rusty venture is when u jerk it so much it gets red and unusable

by twenty-four November 25, 2010

Jesse Ventura

Jesse "The Half-Body" Ventura. This s in reference to Jesse's physique during his wrestling years. All upper-body no legs, a classic beginner boody builder mistake.

And in this corner, weighing in at 265lbs.. and sporting the dis-proportional upper torso, Jesse "The Half-Body" Ventura!!!

by TheRock April 12, 2005

Rusty Venture

As per Brock Samson of The Venture Bros. in the episode Operation P.R.O.M., when a guy masturbates so much that his penis becomes red, raw and sore.

He watched so much Skinamax, he gave himself a Rusty Venture.

by Meatbaal November 26, 2010

venture communist

1: a venture capitalist with a socialist background.

2: a commie capitalist

And we present team Zero, the Venture Communists!

by Zeta March 15, 2005

Vegemite Valley Venturer

A homosexual male. "Venturing into the Vegemite Valley"

I think they're Vegemite Valley Venturers

by Thomas May 29, 2004

venti

A fictional word that starbucks created to call its largest size of coffee. For all anyone knows it could really mean "goose vomit" or "flatulent penguins"

"I'm going to order a large coffee that costs twice as much as any other large coffee, and feel good about it because calling it venti makes me look smart"

by Oni Ookami Alfador July 29, 2005