valve brain

That one dude in a Valve game that won't stop talking shit usually has a nasally voice.

Alfredo: Bro, that valve brain wouldn't shut up last game. What was his problem?
Kelly: Idk man, maybe he only plays games that Steam creates.

by krogerkilla January 30, 2026

vivemaxxing

The relentless pursuit of being fully alive. The refusal to stop burning.

Not self-improvement. Not optimization. Raw, deliberate aliveness — turned all the way up.

Born in internet philosophy corners.

See also vitamorphosis.

Bro quit a job he hated and started smiling again. That’s vivemaxxing.

Entering my vivemaxxing era.

Therapist: why would you do that?
Me: vivemaxxing.

by muscular mus musculus February 20, 2026

valve anti cheat

The worst anti-cheat ever.
well damn it automatically bans you from steam if you type sv_cheats 1 into tf2 dev console

guy 1: bro valve anti cheat sucks
guy 2: yeah i agree

by Your pseudonym February 25, 2025

Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally

Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally

Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Vivercracy

A hybrid democracy like system by which the majority always hold ultimate authority and may choose to use that authority to directly enact laws or recall representatives. Representative government is administrative and transparent.

The transition to vivercracy empowered the citizens to take back their country and restore balance.

by LemonySnickets August 23, 2025

Vivencio

A loyal friend who is smart, thoughtful, and full of life. He’s the kind of person who always stands by you, offering wisdom, warmth, and encouragement when you need it most. His loyalty and intelligence make him someone you can always count on.

Vivencio has a way of making you feel safe and valued, like you can tell him anything.

by Kachiko November 8, 2025

Bypass Valve

A little-known and poorly documented organ located directly between the stomach and rectum that allows partially digested food to bypass the rest of the digestive system. When activated, newly-eaten food will be forcefully expelled before food currently sitting in the GI tract.

The Bypass Valve is typically activated by spicy food, sauerkraut, or bad fast food. The result, inevitably, is explosive diarrhea that will contain either a) foam, b) undigested food bits, c) blood, or d) all of the above.

Oh man, that Taco Bell isn't sitting too well - I think it's going to activate my Bypass Valve!

by Clamskipper January 26, 2010