unionville girls

Sheltered little girls who think if they go "party" (which really means passing out in a bathroom, throwing up all over the place, or getting into fights with your so-called "friends")then they're cool. Ignorant people who don't understand that other people with not as much money as they have may not deserve being poor: they don't realize that many people are put into circumstances beyond their control where it is close to impossible to make a decent living. Girls that, if they themselves had not been blessed with financially responsible parents, would have realized the situation of poverty in America and actually been inspired to do something about it. They're "smart", but in the book way, and a lot of them work their asses off to succeed in school. They're not better than anyone, even though they may think they are. They're no better than, god forbid, the (gasp) ghetto people! They've just been put into better circumstances.

"So you're a Unionville Girl? So that means you're a rich whore, right?"~Any Kennett Person

by literate_and_informed January 30, 2005

unionville gurls

yeahh yeahh.. if u critizize us u-gurls 4 being whores or sluts,then u obviosly dont kno what the fuck u r talkn bout. yeah a lot of us cut,drink, have sex, but we also get great grades and actually have lifes. we work hard and play hard. so just bcuz all u haters o/there r jealous, doesn't mean u gota call us whores and shit. yeah we r hott, and dress 2 impress, so what..focus on ur own fuckn lifes!!

unionville rocks!unionville rocks!unionville rocks!unionville rocks!

by - abercrombie f. and hollister lovr March 30, 2005

unionville

ahh unionville pa.. the little town where everyone knows ur name but theres nothing to freaking do thats unionville for ya.... the football team sux because they are all rich snobs who roll up in the beamers or hummers that they got on their 16th birthday cause daddy and mommy are rich! so they are all just a bunch of imjured SOBS who cant play!!!!!!! WHY DONT THE GIRLS PLAY THEY MIGHT DO BETTER!!!!!!!!!

theres always some kind of drama hapining wherever u turn a corner

u no ur in unionville when ur not acepted cause u didnt buy the latest and greatest abercromie shirt and the ugly ugg boots

by sumone January 5, 2005

Union carpenter

An adult male or female with several years of experience in the building trades who more often than not enjoys the company of someone of his/her own sex not only to confide in but to also kiss and fondle while on a jobsite. A union carpenter will also have various credentials and certifications including but not limited too force jamming pickles into their own or their lovers/ partners urethra or anal port.

Hey, did you see how well greg took that pickle inside himself while maintaining eye contact with your dad... He must be a union carpenter.

by greg the pickle hammer April 30, 2014

Soviet Union

(noun)

The large area between the legs of a communist (or socialist) consisting of the collective of dick, balls (in females: clit, labia, pussyhole), grundle, asshole and the lower asscheeks. Although residing equally in each person, it is considered a public body for the purposes of insult or the site of potential sexual revolution.

1: Comrade! Share the pack of cigarettes with me, I'm strung!
2: Oh yeah? Serve my Soviet Union, urod, I need it!
1: Well, I hope it collapses, blyat!
2: ( ﾟДﾟ）

Beautiful devotchka, let's get to my flat and make Soviet Union together!

by 4x7a175e December 25, 2019

Union

An extremely ghetto town in Ohio known for its flawless drugs. Rich folk look down on Union folk. The poor folk that live there don't really care because they can just get their buddies and pound the rich folk.

Shoot man, I can't walk around Union right now. It's dark outside and I got money in pocket, I'll most likely get mugged.

by Jackie Bo Backie June 16, 2008

Soviet Union

Stalin, my leader! Wipe out the capitalist pigs! Rise and bring your means to your world!

Soviets rule!

by Richard February 4, 2004