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UrbanDictionary 

A website that contributes to the harassment of innocent people. When someone tries to remove a definition, even though urban dictionary claims that you can by clicking the remove button, a stupid message displays stating "this definition is way too popular." When someone tries to contact urban dictionary, they ignore all messages.
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urbandictionary.com 

a web site where humorous definitions are added... for example, the RIAA is defined as "the penis that MTV sucks".
urbandictionary.com pwns your mother

urbandicktionary 

the place where all pussies and dicks gather for self praise of their own fucking self
I am going to urbandicktionary to write a self praise so that i can paste the fucking link on facebook

urbandictum 

A statement or expression which clearly belongs within Urban Dictionary.

Just hearing such a thing, inspires all who do to rush to their nearest wrecktangle & post it on this glorious website.
Click the 'random' button on this page & you will be presented by a fine example of an urbandictum.

Such infinite definition, by definition defies definition of itself.

Urbandictionary It 

The act of not knowing what something means, and knowing it's not a word, so you look it up on urban dictionary.
I don't know that that means. Urbandictionary it.
Urbandictionary It by DAvidElle October 19, 2010

urbandictionaire 

I've thrown a few words into Urbandictionary, so that makes me an urbandictionaire.
urbandictionaire by Tails February 20, 2004

Urbandictionary Editors 

The dumbass faggots who allow racist, sexist, homophobic, and antisemetic definitions but they don't allow definitions that are actually made out of fun. Number of definitions they have allowed:

Black People
"A loud, ignorant race of people. They're the smelliest people on this planet since they never bother to wash their greasy fried chicken infested hair or any part of their body. Whites will always be superior."

"People who like kool-aid, fried chicken, and watermelon."

Women or Woman
"The useless skin around the vagina."

"The inferior sex."

Man or Men
"Idiots that are the scum of the Earth."

"A male spieces in which porn occupies 90% of his brain."

Now the fun definitions they have allowed that are not racist, sexist, etc.

Women
"We don't get them and we never will. Seriously, how can a woman drive boiling hot wax up her leg to remove hair and still be scared of a spider?"

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die."

FUCK YOU URBAN DICTIONARY EDITORS!!!!!
Me: (reading definitions for black people) Wow, Urbandictionary Editors actually allowed this racist crap on the website.