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Theatre Geek

1) A proud few who dwell in the bowels of their high school auditorium and survive off of stale bagels and way too many tacos from Jack in the Box.

2) People who realize the correct spelling of the word "theatre when referring to the Theatrical arts.
1) Did you see Josh? He is a total Theatre Geek! He can't hang out with us because he is always at rehearsal!

2) After Elle cussed out the newspaper editor for misspelling "theatre" everyone believes her when she says she is a Theatre Geek!
Theatre Geek by Joseph318269 January 22, 2011

Rookie Treatment

(usually in professional sports) Being teased, poke fun at, or pranked by people more superior in rank to you.
Ex: When a veteran basketball player decides to trash a teammate rookie's storage locker just for the fun of it. The rookie can't really do anything about it. The rookie is getting the Rookie Treatment.
Rookie Treatment by TheNikko95 January 10, 2009

Theatre Kid

A theatre kid is much like a "drama kid", the only difference being that theatre kids are the EXTREME version of a "drama kid". They are the kids who can never watch a movie/play/tv show without picking out EXACTLY which role they would play, along with all the roles their friends would play as well. They are the ones that get PISSED when "theatre" is spelled "theater". You will usually find a Theatre Kid in their schools drama/choir rooms at school, with their fellow theatre friends. (it's a VERY tight pack they run in, only to be challenged by the coveted "Band Kid" group) working on audition monologues or competition pieces. There are 3 versions of a Theatre kid:

1. Musical Theatre Kid- These are the ones who have more showtunes on their ipods than regular music.They are the ones that idolize Broadway stars instead of MTV stars. They spend hours on YouTube looking up bootleg videos of their favorite Broadway Shows. These are the kids who cannot listen to a song without choreographing a number to it in their heads. They can also be found making up harmonies to various Broadway showtunes with their friends.

2. Straight Theatre Kid- There is only a VERY slight difference between the Straight Theatre Kid and the Musical Theatre Kid. The Straight Theatre Kid is much more focused on acting, where as the Musical Theatre kid thinks more of singing and dancing. A Straight Theatre kid is quite a snob about acting. They love Broadway shows just as much, but will only audition for Musicals if there is a strong acting part. No fluff roles for these kids.

3. A Mixture Of Both- a fierce breed. Let's just say, these kids are bound for fame, because if you are truely an all around Theatre Kid, your life is completely consumed with nothing but fine arts. FIERCE! :]
"...wow, i just walked past the drama room and i heard two girls harmonizing a song from Spring Awakening while another guy was working on a monologue in the backround...what Theatre Kids..."
Theatre Kid by Kelsey Fisher April 20, 2008

street theater 

A manufactured commotion meant to distract.
Well, officer, there was a little street theater, and when I looked down, my bag was gone.
street theater by buggum September 18, 2005

The Johnson Treatment 

The treatment of others by former president Lyndon B. Johnson, in which he would hypothetically 'pop one's bubble' to demand their attention. The 'Treatment' was described as having 'a large St. Bernard licking your face and pawing you all over.'

Also used when decribing being 'violated' by unwanted company.
Barkley gave me The Johnson Treatment the other day, so I filed a lawsuit.
The Johnson Treatment by Katy B. November 25, 2006

Triple Threat 

"Wow, Julie is a triple threat, that's why all of the guys fall for her."
Triple Threat by LSU Tigers November 4, 2011