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Weak dog

Someone who has no testosterone and is just a dirty dog, who is always shit at everything he does has no mates but thinks his a sick cunt but really his just fucked..
Spenc: ay bro why do you always have be so fucking annoying you cunt

Tom: what bro wasn't even me braow

Spenc: fuck off you "weak dog" everyone knows your a fuckin piece of shit you haven't pumped a weight in your life your as tight as a jew and your just a fucking annoying cunt

Tom: fuck off man "hey scotty there picking on me".

Spenc: ahahah now theres 2 weak dogs fuckin shit knts
by Winsumlosesum September 26, 2017
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Laxtons Weakness

Girls with characteristic that include but are not limited to: Gingers, Southern Belles, Alt Girls, Pale Skin, Daddy Issue Ridden, Gamer Girls, Car Girls, Vampires, Brunettes, Arabs and Baddies in general
Johnny: Damn that Latina over there looks cute, you think she would be consider a Laxtons Weakness?
Sam: Nah she doesnt meet the requirements to be one
Johnny: damn that sucks
by Laxton November 30, 2020
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painis weakness

painis weakness is a common condition in older men.
by the random. June 25, 2025
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Weak Streamer

A weak streamer is someone who doesn't have a very vital flow when they urinate, or takes a while to get the job done.
Calling someone a weak streamer is a hit on their manhood and is usually not taken lightly since it is a qualitative observation and not simply an insult. Could be considered fighting words.
"Damn bro, I never took you for a weak streamer, I guess that explains why Eric took your bitch."

"Hey weak stream, hurry up in there we gotta go too!"
by Jelly Jim July 2, 2019
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Instant weak

A state of amusement or to have found something funny.
A: Yo man check out this new cologne I got, smells fresh right?

B: Dog, that garbage smells like doo doo.

A: Shut the fuck up!

B: Haha, oh man instant weak.
by RG3RM4N3L0CloakCloak3d November 22, 2010
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Your Tea's Weak

An insult used towards people that specifies that they have weak insults and banter game.
Shut up man, your tea's weak!
by Doctor Defenition May 31, 2018
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