He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped tickling the mouse tail with his elbow would restore the full screen streaming HD porn
He had something to finish -- What is left over after wrapping both hands around your boner. Thats something; either you have it or you don't. -- but he didn't want to take a hnad off his balls of the other hand off his boner to wake the tv. Having pushed his boxers to the carpet his knees were free allowing high jerk confidence. . Surely tickling the mouse tail with his knee would work.
He had something to finish -- What is left over after wrapping both hands around your boner. Thats something; either you have it or you don't. -- but he didn't want to take a hnad off his balls of the other hand off his boner to wake the tv. Having pushed his boxers to the carpet his knees were free allowing high jerk confidence. . Surely tickling the mouse tail with his knee would work.
by margrette sees January 23, 2013
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(Jim reaches into his wallet and pulls out a hundred-dollar bill) "That's a beer ticket man. You give this to a guy at a liquor store and he gives you a lot of beer."
by Narcoleptic P. April 3, 2009
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Not just a little tickle, a full on 20 second session again & again.
Not just a little tickle, a full on 20 second session again & again.
by Vito gonzo July 6, 2011
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1. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking.
2. Tell him, if he does that again, you will kick his ass.
1. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking.
2. Tell him, if he does that again, you will kick his ass.
by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009
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Why?
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