over the pant peen touch

To reach for male genitalia during deep make out sessions. Preformed mostly by horny sexless waitresses.

Ms. Sextoast fully did an Over the pant peen touch last night while we watched Free Willy in her basement. I almost skeeted all over her tent card yo.

by Phillissss July 19, 2007

really though

An interjection used when one is unsure that his audience believes what he just said, usually followed by an abbreviated retelling of said disbelieved topic.

An interjection used when one wants to change the mood from humorous or light to one where his audience will trust that what he's about to say is true.

See also seriously

Really though, I'm not a clown. I just like the suit.

by dave June 24, 2004

Mexican Touchdown

The hit on a pinata that breaks the pinata open.

The stampede for candy started once Jimmy scored a Mexican touchdown.

by wolfeldar April 20, 2015

purple touch

A game that allows the players to touch each other anywhere as long as they do not have a particular hand sign(crossing of the fingers).

bob: mary you wanna join purple touch

mary: lol sure.
bob: gotch ya! now am gonna feel that pu**y:)
mary: ok you got me

by qwertyuioplkjhgfdazcvbnm September 14, 2016

Thoughts and Prayers

Typical phrase conveying artificial care and concern for people adversely affected by any number of situations in life; a phrase used in fake concern by people knowing damn well they're not going to do anything to help

Our thoughts and prayers are with Anna, who was diagnosed with a brain tumor. Now that that's out of the way, did y'all see Love & Hip-Hop last night?

by HenryLeeH3 October 25, 2018

touch my leg

Random statement usually said to an eldery female on a bus or subway

Hey sexy, wanna touch my leg.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 18, 2008

Touch of Gay

The quality or ability of making something look nice and organized in such a fashion that it would only come natural to a gay man.

"Wow Henry, that cookie platter looks nice with intricate pattern of the frosting and layout of the different colors. You really have a Touch of Gay!"

by TheWiseSaw December 15, 2011