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Weak D

When your shaft is very thin and your bellend gland is bulbous & throbbing like a siren.
Grandma.....I have a weak D looks .....om worried it's close to dropping off! can you help me to stick it back on if it breaks?
by Karlos December 18, 2022
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Weak Men

We're all about taking responsibility... But only until it's time to blame weak men for the state of society. Weak men 'blame excuses' and 'Strong men' blame 'Weak men.' Lead me better fuck-face! What are you doing up there? Why aren't you leading us to the promised land?
Hym "So... Let me get this straight... It's my job or role... To get strong... So I can do the thing... That the current strong men are SUPPOSED to be doing... But are either NOT DOING or FAILING to do... Because the strong version of me will, I don't know, lead better than the current strong version of YOU? I'm supposed to 'learn a skill' and clean your shit clogged toilets instead of complaining about the state of society... While YOU complain about the state of society... For money... And weak men are to blame for the state of society? Perfect. That's deliberate. I take full credit. I'm glad I could be directly responsible for the suffering of others. Enjoy. Enjoy the suffering. I know I will. I'll be playing Mortal Kombat."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2023
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Weak Man

YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT "MEN" ANY BETTER THAN I TALK ABOUT YOU, FUCK-FACE!
Person 1 "YOU'RE EITHER DOING WHAT I WANT OR YOU'RE A TOXIC MAN!"

Person 2 "YOU'RE EITHER DOING WHAT I WANT OR YOU'RE A WEAK MAN!"

Person 1 "No! He should be listening to me!"

Person 2 "He loves ME you SLUT!"

Hym "That's how you fucking sound you stupid son of a bitch. Look at you. 'The embodiment of everything wrong with society?' You like? Is it good? Aaaaaaaall kinds of shit. Ya'll were talking all kinds of shit. You know what you did."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2023
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weaks

Multiple weak people, especially in a competitive multiplayer gaming context.
Those weaks need to get outta here before I mop the floor with them.
by Wambosa September 5, 2023
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Weak person

The kind that would kill to prove they weren't weak.
The girl went to get some money from the guy's house who she said owed her money, and she wasn't going to let him start laughing at her the way everyone else did over it, so she shot him dead to prove to him she wasn't a weak person. Really, she was the worst kind of weak person. A male who does the same thing is the worst kind of weak person, therefore it is not unfair to a female to say the same thing about a female who does the same thing. She was tired of being called weak her whole life, and she couldn't let another person get away with laughing at her.
by Solid Mantis November 9, 2020
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weak toes

when he fuck you good and your toes start to tingle
Person: omg kara he fucked me so good i got weak toes.
Kara: I want someone to give me weak toes
by fatchicks=fatclit November 23, 2020
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Laxtons Weakness

Girls with characteristic that include but are not limited to: Gingers, Southern Belles, Alt Girls, Pale Skin, Daddy Issue Ridden, Gamer Girls, Car Girls, Vampires, Brunettes, Arabs and Baddies in general
Johnny: Damn that Latina over there looks cute, you think she would be consider a Laxtons Weakness?
Sam: Nah she doesnt meet the requirements to be one
Johnny: damn that sucks
by Laxton November 30, 2020
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