I knew I was stranger-zoned the moment he said, I don't know if I'd refer to our relationship as friendship...
by 0ndre0 January 23, 2023
When you ride a bike or do another such activity that while cause your penis to go numb. Afterwards you proceed to masturbate and it feels as though you are jerking off another man. This is due to your penis being numb.
by ThecLeb December 13, 2020
As opposed to the reverse stranger or the stranger, this is when you sit on your hand or arm until you lose feeling in it, and then proceeding to hold yourself as if it were someone else. Often used by people to comfort themselves while they try to sleep.
by A certain philanderer September 18, 2017
The way long distance cyber couples masturbate. One party holds controller with high vibration firmly on desired genitalia while opposing party shoots high powered rounds at opposing party.
by omn1 October 15, 2013
by Streensley December 18, 2020
Similar to the stranger. The Advanced Stranger is the masturbation technique where you place yourself on a bar stool, trap your NON-DOMINATE forearm under your thigh and curl your wrist upward to jerk off.Preforming this technique offers A LOT of sensations. Numbness in that extremity, compression of chest cavity to limit breathing (autoerotic asphyxiation), you may see STARS due to blood being rushes to your head from leaning over, all while trying to maintain your balance. CAUTION: this technique may result in injury and/or death and cause Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome, or TMS.
PARAMEDIC: How did you crack your head open? ME: i was preforming the ADVANCED STRANGER and leaned over to far, striking my head on the corner of the counter top. PARAMEDIC: that explains all the blood and semen on the floor!
by Dougtwin September 16, 2017
When you going through a hard time with your wife. And you have to get in shape loose a little weight. Then you fuck you wife like she’s never been fucked before. To just let her know that it’ll be alright if she wants to leave you.
Bitch, last night the hubby and I had the best sex we have had in years! It was like fucking a stranger dick!
by Guac Poppin February 03, 2024