Curtain Pole

When a woman temporarily forms a penis with her beef curtains

She had a magnificent but temporary curtain pole. Invented by Jimmy Why

by Jeffsbadwords February 8, 2022

front pole

To steal someone else's joke. When you see someone leading into a joke and you barge in to steal a punchline.

Brian: Co-hosts should not be front poling each other.
Justin: I'm already at the bottom of the well and I'm trying to get something out and I get front poled from out of nowhere!

by SaucyNugs December 17, 2020

Booty Pole

(often with negative or pejorative connotations) a gay man’s sexual appendage. I.e. Rusty Nail, i.e. Shit Dick

Did you hear that Zach and Jake had sex last night? You already know that booty pole is brown.

by Darebear305 August 20, 2023

pole cozy

another name for a stripper

"you still dating that pole cozy that dances at Scores?"
"Im not just some pole cozy -Im paying my way through medical school!"

by stendhalsyndrome April 20, 2009

chapped pole

When walking around Poland, seeing a man with assless biker chaps and a leather police hat.

That chapped pole is going to destroy that hotel room.

by Lumbergfuckedher October 6, 2017

Peanut Pole

A large pole witch is used for stacking and collecting Peanuts. People will use the peanuts for making Peanutbutter poles.

Dude I just got a full peanut pole...now can have peanutbutter toast for dayss.

by ThaBosS September 30, 2012

dick-pole

(noun)-
(1) a word used to describe the male penis
(2) a word to describe one who looks like a penis.

Def 1 - Gee, Sarah looks kind of bummed tonight...Why don't you go see if she would like to ride the old DICK-POLE?
Def 2 - That guy looks like a Pecker with ears! What a DICK-POLE

by piptardsman July 2, 2011